Moritz Volz - would he come to Albion?

[drew]

Apparently Gerrard is getting fed up at Liverpool, perhaps we should sign him too! So another premiership player becomes available and we instantly think that a) he wants to join a club at the arse end of league one and b) we can afford his wages without upsetting the rest of the squad.

This must be NSC's favourite past time.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Apparently Gerrard is getting fed up at Liverpool, perhaps we should sign him too! So another premiership player becomes available and we instantly think that a) he wants to join a club at the arse end of league one and b) we can afford his wages without upsetting the rest of the squad.

This must be NSC's favourite past time.

You're dead-right, ya know. We're all guilty as CHARGED.

 

[Drumstick]

WATTS all the BUZZ about this guy! I'm sure he has AMPle skills to sign for someone else.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

He is my fav Premiership Footballer ever.

 

[Easy 10]

I reFUSE to believe he'd be interested in signing for us.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Can we draw a line under these puns please.

Some of them are frankly SHOCKING.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Him? Come to the Albion? We should be so LECCY.

 

[Easy 10]

Not sure I rate him anyway. He's often a bit STATIC at corners.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...but gets plenty of power on his shots.

 

[Easy 10]

But can he really conductor defence ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Which bright SPARK came up with this idea anyway?

 

[Simster]

WIRE would he come here anyway?

 

[CHAPPERS]

We'd certainly be FLEXing our financial muscle, that's for sure.

 

[Easy 10]

It would certainly GENERATOR lot of interest, but you have to ask, why on EARTH would he sign for us ?

 

[lucas164111]

Adding that sort of quality would certainly improve our OHM form...

That is very good

He certainly would provide some resistance to opposition attacks.

 

[Easy 10]

Not sure he's ADAPTER life down here anyway to be honest.

 

[lucas164111]

Heard his fitness isn't what it used to be though... Need to get him on some circuits.

 

[Mackenzie]

I've heard he's PYLONed the weight since he's stopped playing.

 

[dingobruce]

Great puns guys! However he played the whole last season at Ipswich Town, so he would only be dropping down 1 league. I honestly think that players would feel privelaged to work with Gus and for that reason alone we will be able to punch above our weight. Most young footballers would have grown up watching Gus play and admiring his skill and atitude. Obviously I understand that there's not really any chance of Volz signing for us, however I do think that Gus, Brighton as a city andalso Falmer make us a much more attractive proposition than a lot of NSCers think. Obviously wages will hold us back a little but I honestly think that as a club we are more enticing than most league one clubs and a load of Championship clubs too.

 

[dingobruce]

Calderon replacement?