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Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our son...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends shifted uncomfortably.

"Hmm, what a shame," one replied.
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.

And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
 






Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
it... has that terrible feeling that its probably REALLY funny, if you're German. And the joke was too. But doesn't work in English.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
32,233
Uffern
I've not heard it before but I could guess what the punchline was after the sixth line.
 
























The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
NSC Patron
Aug 7, 2003
8,438
A woman is driving along the road



A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road



When they pass each other,
the woman rolls down her window and shouts HORSE!


Immediately the man shouts back
BITCH!

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The man laughs because he is happy to have
reacted so quickly to the shouting woman,
and takes the turn in the road with high speed

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man_women_dr_3.jpg


The moral, Men never understand what women say!
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,795
Location Location
Are you suer you havn't missed out the punchline, Boss ?
Or is that just a bit of a rubbish joke ?
 








Jul 14, 2003
892
BN2
MYOB said:
it... has that terrible feeling that its probably REALLY funny, if you're German. And the joke was too. But doesn't work in English.
Let's face it; it just doesn't work in Brighton!
 




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