Moisturiser and men - seriously off topic.

[bhaexpress]

Any bloke who uses moisturiser is a poof.

The whole male cosmetics thing is a complete load of bollocks. If you eat sensibly and drink lots of water your skin will be fine. The marketing head of Nivea deserves the Nobel Prize for Making Men Look Like Idiots.

You calling me a poof you virgin ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I've seen you staggering out of The Jack Horner holding your arse in pain...

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Not a daily part, but moisturiser used as and when needed, ususally at times of hot sun or extreme cold.

Must confess to sampling some of the new creams, face packs, scrubs my wife brings home to see if any miraculous transformation results.

 

[bhaexpress]

I've seen you staggering out of The Jack Horner holding your arse in pain...

Where's the Jack Honer and why are you so well informed about it ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Location: Worthing and you don't know about The Jack Horner? How queer...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I use it. Hand cream is especially er, handy in the winter cos I get really rough, chapped hands.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can see this thread moving onto Vaseline and then falling into the smut abyss...

 

[bhaexpress]

Location: Worthing and you don't know about The Jack Horner? How queer...

No, and I live in Worthing too. Still, if I feel the need at least I know who to ask for directions, however I'm not of that bent but thanks for the offer.

 

[bhaexpress]

I use it. Hand cream is especially er, handy in the winter cos I get really rough, chapped hands.

Better than having chaps on yours eh Danny ?

 

[SK1NT]

sometimes use it!

 

[bhaexpress]

sometimes use it!

Hmm, that Safeway gets everywhere.

 

[Pavilionaire]

No, and I live in Worthing too. Still, if I feel the need at least I know who to ask for directions, however I'm not of that bent but thanks for the offer.

There's no need to be in denial of your true feeling towards other men. It's next to Safeways, good luck...

 

[Dave the OAP]

For God's sake fellas

Women are there to plaster themselves with stuff not men!

Good old stubble and sweat...thats what a woman likes.

 

[bhaexpress]

There's no need to be in denial of your true feeling towards other men. It's next to Safeways, good luck...

See you there then.

 

[bhaexpress]

For God's sake fellas

Women are there to plaster themselves with stuff not men!

Good old stubble and sweat...thats what a woman likes.

And this is the view of Mrs Gaffer is it ?

 

[rool]

I've seen you staggering out of The Jack Horner holding your arse in pain...

That's because of farmer giles

 

[bhaexpress]

You leave Farmer Giles out of this, we're just good friends.

 

[Dave the OAP]

of course...22 years of happily ( if at some times smelly) married bliss.

I can think of nothing better than the smell of a hot sweaty male with his armpit thrust in your face on the overcrowded tube. My how women must love that!

 

[bhaexpress]

of course...22 years of happily ( if at some times smelly) married bliss.

I can think of nothing better than the smell of a hot sweaty male with his armpit thrust in your face on the overcrowded tube. My how women must love that!

You need to have a chat wil Pavillionaire Dave.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Never mind about that BHAExpress, while I'm admiring my 5 o'clock shadow and smelling my pits tonight I'll think of you, oiling up, making your flesh oh so baby soft...