Mockney Cockneys

[clapham_gull]

Just watching Bob Hoskins on Jonathan Ross ?

Is his accent for real ? Seem to recall some very old footage of him at an actors wokrshop sounding very posh. Maybe that accent was invented.

My dad sold a car to him years ago and I seem to recall the Cockney accent then.

There's just something about it that doesn't sound quite right.

Anyway the worst "Mockney" ?

Gotta be Nigel Kennedy, closely followed by Guy Ritchie.

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[SJ's Love Monkey]

Just watching Bob Hoskins on Jonathan Ross ?

Is his accent for real ? Seem to recall some very old footage of him at an actors wokrshop sounding very posh. Maybe that accent was invented.

My dad sold a car to him years ago and I seem to recall the Cockney accent then.

There's just something about it that doesn't sound quite right.

Anyway the worst "Mockney" ?

Gotta be Nigel Kennedy, closely followed by Guy Ritchie.

Vinnie Jones Watford boy who tries to speak like he is from Stepney!

 

[Silent Bob]

Jamie Oliver?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Jamie Oliver?

Paul Weller

 

[clapham_gull]

Jamie Oliver?

Technically "Faux Essex"

Damon Albarn

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Technically "Faux Essex"

Damon Albarn

He is an Essex boy too i think. Sham 69 born in Hersham called themselves the "Cockney Cowboys"

 

[junior]

NO,it has to be the bloke who takes the lead role in "green street".

Has anyone seen it? If you have you will know who im talking about.FACT!

The bloke is Australian trying to put on a cockney accent

 

[clapham_gull]

He is an Essex boy too i think. Sham 69 born in Hersham called themselves the "Cockney Cowboys"

Born in East End, moved to Essex.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Born in East End, moved to Essex.

Fair enough i stand corrected. He is aChelsea fan i bet he was popular at school in Plaistow!

 

[Curious Orange]

Paul Weller

Is from Woking, and therefore a Pikey!

 

[clapham_gull]

The original Mockney

Mick Jagger

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Is from Woking, and therefore a Pikey!

Chavmungus in good old Woking!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

The original Mockney

Mick Jagger

Yep born in Dartford, Kent forgot about old handsome!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Bob Mills! What a twat born in The west country and thinks he is ray Winstone!

 

[clapham_gull]

Actually, Bowie is a massive Mockney.

Compare his accent in the 60 and 70s to now.

He talks like Pete Beale, I imagine he calls his wife "treacle" in polite celebrity company.

 

[clapham_gull]

Mark Lamarr ( from Swindon )

 

[enigma]

Definitely Jamie Oliver.

Darren Day as well if my memory serves me.

 

[clapham_gull]

Definitely Jamie Oliver.

Darren Day as well if my memory serves me.

Yep, Darren Day good call.

 

[enigma]

Yep, Darren Day good call.

I really hate Darren Day. I remember seeing him on I'm A Celebrity, and he was telling Nigel Benn they would get on as they were both street people.

Nigel Benn- from Forest Gate I think, or some ghetto bit of East London.

Darren Day-one of the papers found out his dad was a policeman and he lived in a smart area in a detached house.

That's right Darren- you're from the street. Sesame Street.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Dott Cotton.