Miss Like

[pastafarian]

flash your cock

usually shuts these bores up

 

[el punal]

flash your cock

usually shuts these bores up

At my age a bit difficult to find. Perhaps I should have asked them, like, to rummage around - you never know what comes up.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Educate them.

"Hey galls, you twos fancy a ménage à trois, like?"

"Wot's that, like?" They would shirley inquisitively reply.

You now have them like putty in your hand .... and they will be speechless.

Simples !

 

[Don Quixote]

Do they pronounce it 'laak'? I supervised a project student a few years ago who said that. She would have had to have passed at least 3 A levels with a minimum AAB gradesto get to the place where I work. ****ing MCQ bollocks at A level lets them get by without an iota of an idea. I had a PhD student recently who told me she had never read a book. Any book. She passed her GCSE English by memorizing the bit of the book in the curriculum. WFT?

I recommend farting loudly in the carriage. When they say 'Eugh, like that was disgusting, innit, like', just say 'I'm sorry, I only speak English'. You'll feel a lot better. Innit.

That's disgusting. I hope your subject isn't English.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

That's disgusting. I hope your subject isn't English.

Far from it

 

[AmexRuislip]

Help me!! I'm on the train from Southampton to Brighton for the Wolves game. The carriage is empty apart from two teenage girls who are in verbal diarrhoea overdrive with every third word being LIKE. As in - he was like well fit, she was like shit, they were like up for it. It's doing my head in!

Solutions please.

PS - I'm now on my third can of Guinness, it's helping.

You could always sing or play this to them

 

[Durlston]

Smash their back doors in and leave their faces like custard pies.