Middlesex v Sussex (Day 3)

[Brixtaan]

Oooh yeah, a chance for the Sussex boys to run Kent all over Hove.

You lot couldn't run a bath, although a friend thought it would be very funny if i was beaten up by BHA fans new to the cricket bandwagon.

 

[The Large One]

Any county that has a nuclear power station in it has got to be awful.

Sussex

The rolling South Downs
Brighton & Hove Albion
Sussex CCC
Harveys Real Ale
Some of the finest sparkling wines in England, nay Europe



Kent

Gillingham
Pikeys
Dungeness
Dover
The Dartford Crossing
Tunbridge Wells and other assorted little Englanders
Channel Tunnel
The Isle of Thanet
Kent CCC (who?)



Do you want me to go on?

 

[Simster]

There was nothing wrong with that pitch

Apart from the stupid f***ing tree stump that you Kent twats wrongly thought was "quaint" when it was a proper tree.

 

[Brixtaan]

Do you want me to go on?

I'd love you to, but not before me...

Sussex

Any county that has an airport slap bang in the middle as it's main feature has got shite written all over it.
Tonbridge Wells (later conquered by the Kent armies and taken from you)
A cliff favoured by suicidals.Lovely.
1 Cricket Championship win,less than Glamorgan hahahahahaha


Kent

Shepherd Neame- oldest brewery in England
Kent CCC - 7 Championship wins
Airfields that fought off the Germans
Forts that fought off the French
Some of the finest ciders in christendom.

 

[Everest]

Sussex

Has "sex" in it's name

Kent

Sounds very similar to "kunt"

 

[Marc]

Sussex

Has the worlds greatest UNCLE SAMS!

Kent

has to make do with McDonaldshite & Bugger King!

 

[Simster]

I'd love you to, but not before me...

Sussex

Any county that has an international airport (the busiest in the world in fact and one of the biggest in terms of volume) is obviously very important.
So full of lovely places that we gave Tunbridge Wells to Kent as a present - because the rest of it is proper shit. We could march back in and take it any day we choose of course.
Beatiful coastline that doesn't go near the grim North Sea.
A Cricket Championship win, as recentlyly as 2003

Kent

Shepherd Neame- oldest brewery in England. I quite like their organic Whitstable ale actually.
Kent CCC - No Championship wins since 2003. Not one victory this millennium.
Airfields that fought off the Germans. Yep, if you're going to concrete over the countryside, it may as well be in Kent.
Forts that fought off the French. The French weren't hard enough to even try it on in Sussex.
Some of the finest ciders in christendom. Yep, Kent can certainly produce a mean apple.

Fixed your post.

 

[Everest]

Any county that has an airport slap bang in the middle as it's main feature has got shite written all over it.

Have you seen a map? Gatwick is a damn sight closer to Slurry than it is to the centre of Sussex. Sussex is so great that it had to split up into East & West, and Gatwick is right on the border of the two.

What has Kent got to offer? Kent International Airport
Otherwise known as Manston, which has all of 6 checkin desks and 1 gate.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

......

What has Kent got to offer? Kent International Airport
Otherwise known as Manston, which has all of 6 checkin desks and 1 gate.

and broke

 

[Brixtaan]

Fixed your post.

in quit a bizarre manner it seems, are you sure it's just posts you've been fixing? No Championship wins since 2003? French scared of Sussex? the only time Sussex was called upon to defend England (1066) you blew it.

 

[Brixtaan]

Have you seen a map? Gatwick is a damn sight closer to Slurry than it is to the centre of Sussex.

You've just highlighted my point (i think), Sussex is merely a conduit for people going to other places.

 

[Everest]

You're deluding yourself Brix. They can't build a decent airport in Kent because it's a bog. Probably all them pikeys.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

in quit a bizarre manner it seems, are you sure it's just posts you've been fixing? No Championship wins since 2003? French scared of Sussex? the only time Sussex was called upon to defend England (1066) you blew it.

We nearly had 2 championship wins under our belt, if we didn't come second to Notts back in the tony grieg era.

 

[Simster]

You've just highlighted my point (i think), Sussex is merely a conduit for people going to other places.

We'll take the high tech jobs such as those in the airline industry and you bumpkins stick to growing apples.

 

[Brixtaan]

the same bumpkins that were the first to rotate crops and so dragging the UK out of the dark ages?

 

[Everest]

The only rotating you lot do is sitting on your finger and swivelling.

 

[Simster]

the same bumpkins that were the first to rotate crops and so dragging the UK out of the dark ages?

No not those ones - they've been dead for 600 years. I'm talking about the bumpkins who grow overpriced Granny Smiths and make up a large part of your embarrassingly two-bob agricultural based economy in 2003.

 

[London Calling]

in quit a bizarre manner it seems, are you sure it's just posts you've been fixing? No Championship wins since 2003? French scared of Sussex? the only time Sussex was called upon to defend England (1066) you blew it.

AT LEAST WE TURNED UP FOR THAT RUMBLE.

WHERE WERE THE kENT PIKEYS?

CR*PING THEMSELVES SO TO MAKE THEIR APPLES TASTIER.

BEST CIDER = MERRYDOWN = SUSSEX

LC

 

[Dez]

Kent also ryhmes with bent.

 

[Brixtaan]

No not those ones - they've been dead for 600 years. I'm talking about the bumpkins who grow overpriced Granny Smiths and make up a large part of your embarrassingly two-bob agricultural based economy in 2003.

You at least got a laugh out of my Essex slag girlfriend,but in light of her inadequacy too it doesn't surprise me.