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[Albion] Mick Small



ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet
Jul 6, 2011
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Possibly, but years ago Spurs apparently had something similar. If a fire broke out it was to be referred to as 'Mr England', so if the PA announced that "Mr England is in the East Stand" it meant that a fire had been discovered in the East Stand and to act accordingly. (This was on an ITV programme iirc).
Maybe "Mick Small" is code to alert Mr Bloom when the recruitment super computer has just identified another teenage wonderkid for us to go and sign?
 




Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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London
Whilst I obviously wasn't serious I dare say the original "girls" should all be adults now so it would be less problematic these days.

Maybe the answer us to target a different demographic? How about Gully's Grannies instead?
It's Brighton in 2023. Surely Gully's Guys.

That really would get some of the less-enlightened opposition fans going.
 


ConfusedGloryHunter

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Jul 6, 2011
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It's Brighton in 2023. Surely Gully's Guys.

That really would get some of the less-enlightened opposition fans going.
I admire the sentiment but that is old hat. "Gully's Gender Neutral and Fully Inclusive Gang" is surely the correct approach in 2023?
 










Wozza

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Jul 6, 2003
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Small, from Fats and Small's, dad. Yes. His dad's name is Mick.
I spent an evening with Phats and Small once.

One doesn't like football. The other is a QPR fan.

Neither slept with Vanessa Feltz, afaik.
 


Cowfold Seagull

Fan of the 17 bus
Apr 22, 2009
21,649
Cowfold
It's Brighton in 2023. Surely Gully's Guys.

That really would get some of the less-enlightened opposition fans going.
It was when the guys came on board that everything started to go pear shaped. The beginning of the end.

Gully's Girls were a revelation to me lol.
 




maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
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Banned by Barber because of all the pervy old men in the crowd? :wink:

They were a bit crap in comparison to US equivalents though weren’t they? (Says a pervy old man :lolol:)


They were in a different league!

 


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