Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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> Men Are Just Happier People..... What do you expect from such simple
> creatures?
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> Their last name stays put.
>
> The garage is all theirs.
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> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
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> They can be president.
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> They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> Car mechanics tell them the truth.
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> The world is their urinal.
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> They never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just
> too icky.
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> Same work, more pay.
>
> Wrinkles add character.
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> Wedding dress - £5000; tux rental - £100.
>
> People never stare at their chest when they're talking to them.
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> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
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> One mood, ALL the time.
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> They know stuff about tanks.
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> A five-day vacation requires only one (small) bag.
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> They can open all their own jars.
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> They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
>
> If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Their underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
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> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
> They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> They almost never have "strap problems" in public.
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> They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
>
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
> They don't have to shave below their neck.
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> Their belly usually hides their big hips.
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> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>
> They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
>
> They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
>
> They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 ominutes.
> Men Are Just Happier People..... What do you expect from such simple
> creatures?
>
> Their last name stays put.
>
> The garage is all theirs.
>
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>
> Chocolate is just another snack.
>
> They can be president.
>
> They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>
> Car mechanics tell them the truth.
>
> The world is their urinal.
>
> They never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just
> too icky.
>
> Same work, more pay.
>
> Wrinkles add character.
>
> Wedding dress - £5000; tux rental - £100.
>
> People never stare at their chest when they're talking to them.
>
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
>
> One mood, ALL the time.
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>
> They know stuff about tanks.
>
> A five-day vacation requires only one (small) bag.
>
> They can open all their own jars.
>
> They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
>
> If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Their underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
>
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>
> They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>
> They almost never have "strap problems" in public.
>
> They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
>
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>
> They don't have to shave below their neck.
>
> Their belly usually hides their big hips.
>
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
>
> They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
>
> They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
>
> They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 ominutes.
