Mel & Sue

[vegster]

They did at Uckfield hospital. They went on to warn me about the possibility of a shrunken testicle which if it happens would be permanent. They sure know how to put your mind at ease before going under the knife.

It's bad enough thinking about it once, let alone twice.

Mind you, if this happens you really must be careful, especially if you get lost in the woods. It's a little known fact that if lost in the woods the natural "overstride " of your leading leg will mean that you will slowly walk in a curve if you can see no discernible horizon.
Obviously if this happens to the testicle closest to your leading leg it will exacerbate the problem as this will affect your balance and you will increase the curve of your walk. If you are lucky and it happens to the opposite testicle it will negate the curve and you will make a top Point Man for the Royal Marines whenever you are on jungle training.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Never mind Mel and Sue, who remembers Mel and Kim? Sisters. Phwoarrr!

They were never gonna be respectable.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

It's bad enough thinking about it once, let alone twice.

Mind you, if this happens you really must be careful, especially if you get lost in the woods. It's a little known fact that if lost in the woods the natural "overstride " of your leading leg will mean that you will slowly walk in a curve if you can see no discernible horizon.
Obviously if this happens to the testicle closest to your leading leg it will exacerbate the problem as this will affect your balance and you will increase the curve of your walk. If you are lucky and it happens to the opposite testicle it will negate the curve and you will make a top Point Man for the Royal Marines whenever you are on jungle training.

I'm still hoping it's not going to happen but thanks for putting a positive spin on things should the worst come to the worst.

 

[vegster]

I'm still hoping it's not going to happen but thanks for putting a positive spin on things should the worst come to the worst.

You're welcome, this is the sort of thing that NSC was created for.

 

[Pavilionaire]

They were never gonna be respectable.

Those were the days. Top 5 in the Hit Parade one week, plastered all over next week's Mayfair the next. Muff splayed like a vivisected hamster...

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

Those were the days. Top 5 in the Hit Parade one week, plastered all over next week's Mayfair the next. Muff splayed like a vivisected hamster...

Can I use that this weekend please ? It is valentines day after all !

 

[lawros left foot]

Those were the days. Top 5 in the Hit Parade one week, plastered all over next week's Mayfair the next. Muff splayed like a vivisected hamster...

Didn't one of them die of Breast cancer?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Didn't one of them die of Breast cancer?

Yes, that was one guilty w4nk.