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Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
It's too short

Just like Maty Ryan?

He’s too ****ing Short
He’s too ****ing Short
Maty Ryan
He’s too ****ing Short

Or

He jumps
He’s punched
Australia’s number one
He’s too Short
He’s too Short

Or

There’s a midget over there
(Over there)
Got a goatee and brown hair
(And brown hair)
With his corks on strings
Around his ****ing hat
He’s just come from the outback
(The outback)
 




PoG

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2013
1,122
as good a place as any to get this off my chest - everyone shouting "handball" at every touch after the opposition have appealed for a handball gets my goat!! It's not funny and every f***ing set of supporters does it and thinks they are highly amusing and original. Just stop.

handball!
 










Geestar

New member
Nov 6, 2012
3,421
Shoreham Beach
As good a place as any to get this off my chest - everyone shouting "handball" at every touch after the opposition have appealed for a handball GETS MY GOAT!! It's not funny and every f***ing set of supporters does it and thinks they are highly amusing and original. Just stop.
Ha ha I find it funny

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dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
58,373
Burgess Hill
As good a place as any to get this off my chest - everyone shouting "handball" at every touch after the opposition have appealed for a handball GETS MY GOAT!! It's not funny and every f***ing set of supporters does it and thinks they are highly amusing and original. Just stop.

I like that. Handball !
 






Nottseagull

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2006
8,633
Mansfield Woodhouse, actually.
We just need to adapt the words of 'Waltzing Matilda'. Something along these lines...

All sing "Mat Ryan",
All sing "Mat Ryan",
All sing "Mat Ryan", he's AUStralian,
And behind the wall he grabs the ball,
Even though he's not so tall,
All sing "Mat Ryan", he's our number one!
 


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