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[Icy Gull]

Dick Tight Withdean Wallet (GUARANTEED unopened) as well as the potless pillock GIFT envelope where you GIVE somebody some cash and a little while later you DEMAND it back and the envelope is there for the cash to be returned in.

 

[supaseagull]

Classic Ernest

 

[CheeseRolls]

Poor spelling, grammar, irregular capitalisation, factually inaccurate and totally immature.





{Snigger}

 

[Greg Bobkin]

"...the Dick Tight Withdean Wallet (GUARANTEED unopened)"

Genuine LOL.

Nice ONE Enrest. Hope YOU Have a GOOD Christmas.

 

[B.W.]

Dick Tight Withdean Wallet (GUARANTEED unopened) as well as the potless pillock GIFT envelope where you GIVE somebody some cash and a little while later you DEMAND it back and the envelope is there for the cash to be returned in.

Yes! That bit is brilliant!

 

[hart's shirt]

If it's a low SOLE turnout, will DICKS finish off themselves quickly before entering the ARS to produce beautiful music together?

 

[Mowgli37]

OCSAR was going to TREAT the GROUP to a CHRISTMAS night out at the local TAPPERS bar where they would have some SHERRY and dance the night AWAY to FLAMINGO music.

This bit had me in stitches

 

[Seagull on the wing]

How do you keep getting away from your Doctor and Nurse Ernie ?

 

[Motogull]

Worth the wait.

 

[Eksman]

Hahahah brilliant

 

[KNC]

Not bad. You really should write a column for TLRS

 

[BN9 BHA]

Not bad. You really should write a column for TLRS

I thought he did!!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

For some reason, reading 'Indigo Claderon' and 'Salde' ALWAYS makes me chuckle.

I used to like VINCENTELOT

 

[Sloe Joe]

This is seriously serious, in which case I shall be FORCED not to read Dick Knights autobiograprahy out of pure she on xmas day.
I will be mister grumpy all xmas as a result of your resolutions about his life.
I'm distraught - DK was my hreo.
Kepp up the good woek Ernest , yuouy a talewnt and nfkes ne sfile.??

 

[grummitts gloves]

You know it's truly Christmas when ENrest had given Big Holda his XMas sausage.

 

[theboybilly]

Poor spelling, grammar, irregular capitalisation, factually inaccurate and totally immature.





{Snigger}

Factually inaccurate? NO!!!