Marvellous Scenes in the pub last night

[Easy 10]

Easy 10: You are a genious !!

Not really, I just have a filthy mind and like looking at tits.

(its genius, btw)...

 

[berkshire seagull]

Not to keen on indians myself bar the food of course,but the swedish sounds good to me.

 

[taylore]

mmmm you guys seems a bit sexist

 

[Artois]

Yeah, you guys. Unbelievable.

 

[berkshire seagull]

mmmm you guys seems a bit sexist

Yeah and im sure you don't say oooo what a fit lad when you see one mmmmm.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah, you guys. Unbelievable.

 

[taylore]

is there any fit lads on here

hehee

be gentle though I'm only 19

 

[Lush]

is there any fit lads on here

hehee

be gentle though I'm only 19

19? You're one of the oldest people on here!

 

[taylore]

is that you in the picture lush, your boyfriend is a fittie

 

[Lush]

is that you in the picture lush, your boyfriend is a fittie

Not quite fittie enough to score more than one goal for Tottenham though.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Thread of the day, no question.

 

[berkshire seagull]

is that you in the picture lush, your boyfriend is a fittie

Feel free to come to the meet up it will be a great crack

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I reckon there will be a bigger crowd than at withdean there next week.

 

[Mental Lental]

...as she handed me the glass, our fingers touched across the cool, moist exterior of the freshly poured pint. Our eyes met for a brief moment, before my gaze was once more drawn towards her voluptuous breasts, as they strained against the confines of their flimsy cotton prison. Her impossibly smooth, dark skin seemed to shine with its own etheral glow beneath the harsh lights of the bar, as her breasts rythmically lifted and fell in time with her soft breath. We were caught in the moment. All time seemed to stand still for an instant, frozen in one moment of pure sexual tension, before she parted those beautiful, pouting lips and whispered what I had been waiting what seemed an eternity to hear her say....

"One pound eighty please, love"..

Hang on a minute!

One pound bloody eighty?

So this pub has fit bar maids and cheap beer!!

Surely too good to be true.


If this is the Fishersgate Albion, then its certainly improved alot since the last time I went in there about 6 months ago. Then it was a bit pokey and felt a bit like that pub in American Werewolf...

"We don't like strangers round ere!"

 

[Mental Lental]

And a pint cost considerably more than £1.80!

 

[Easy 10]

OK, perhaps I was dreaming about the price of the beer...I got a bit carried away with the whole barmaid bit. I was on Kronenburg all night, and going by my wallet today, it must have been considerably more than £1.80 a pint.

But yes, it is the Fishersgate Albion.

And those two barmaids do exist. And I can categorically state (before I am accused), that I definately did NOT have the beer goggles on. The first one was pretty and had her tits out all over the place, and the second one looked like she'd just stepped out of Maxim.

Go see for yerself. I know I will.

 

[Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)]

VERY VERY FUNNY THREAD.