Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I just HAVE to tell you about the pub last night.
Me and my mate usually go to the Kings Head every Wednesday about 6, but the landlord there is notorious for not opening on time. He's supposed to open up at 6, but more often then not when we get there, its still shut, with the lights off. So we have to wake him up, and he comes down, sometimes in his dressing gown, lets us in, pours us a pint and then goes off to get cleaned up. (We've even poured our own pints there before on his request !). Anyway, last night we couldn't wake him up, so we went to The Albion instead.
Whoa.
We were served by a delightful young lady of asian origin, who was wearing the lowest-cut top I have seen with my own eyes in public in years. Her spectacular, lush plump breasts were pushed up and absolutely falling out, you quite literally could not take your eyes off them. As she poured the pints, it was positively hypnotic. She obviously knows everyone looks at them as she so openly displayed them, it was impossible to avert your gaze anywhere else. Needless to say, me and Neil decided to sit at the bar. An added bonus was when she started playing pool - as she leaned over the table, my mate commented that it was "like watching Telly Savalas and Yul Brinner fighting in a sack" - absolutely splendid, but there's more...
Asian girl knocked off at 7, and was replaced by - spectacular Swedish looking blonde girl with saucy accent !! Although her assets were more modestly covered, she was stunningly gorgeous (even prettier than asian girl), and so obviously we stayed rooted to the bar. I even bought a bag of Cheeselets just to have her fingertips brush my palm as she took the money. The landlord at the Albion obviously knows how to pull the punters in, as no doubt I will be there again next week for another fix of the two foxiest, sluttiest barmaids in Sussex.
Marvellous scenes.
Me and my mate usually go to the Kings Head every Wednesday about 6, but the landlord there is notorious for not opening on time. He's supposed to open up at 6, but more often then not when we get there, its still shut, with the lights off. So we have to wake him up, and he comes down, sometimes in his dressing gown, lets us in, pours us a pint and then goes off to get cleaned up. (We've even poured our own pints there before on his request !). Anyway, last night we couldn't wake him up, so we went to The Albion instead.
Whoa.
We were served by a delightful young lady of asian origin, who was wearing the lowest-cut top I have seen with my own eyes in public in years. Her spectacular, lush plump breasts were pushed up and absolutely falling out, you quite literally could not take your eyes off them. As she poured the pints, it was positively hypnotic. She obviously knows everyone looks at them as she so openly displayed them, it was impossible to avert your gaze anywhere else. Needless to say, me and Neil decided to sit at the bar. An added bonus was when she started playing pool - as she leaned over the table, my mate commented that it was "like watching Telly Savalas and Yul Brinner fighting in a sack" - absolutely splendid, but there's more...
Asian girl knocked off at 7, and was replaced by - spectacular Swedish looking blonde girl with saucy accent !! Although her assets were more modestly covered, she was stunningly gorgeous (even prettier than asian girl), and so obviously we stayed rooted to the bar. I even bought a bag of Cheeselets just to have her fingertips brush my palm as she took the money. The landlord at the Albion obviously knows how to pull the punters in, as no doubt I will be there again next week for another fix of the two foxiest, sluttiest barmaids in Sussex.
Marvellous scenes.
