Martin Perry

[Ernest]

He makes ME ill with his weasel like way of ignoring the questions i ask him. The bloke is a slime ball who should really be a Tory Chief Whip.

surely you mean Labour chief whip

 

[Parson Henry]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be..........MARTIN PERRY!

<applause...switch to clip of smokey doorway, walk down onto stage - more applause - starts off a rendition of the classic 'Wherever I Lay My Hat' by Paul Young. Song ends - more applause - results show I am the WINNER and get a free weekend in Paris for two and dinner at a top Restaurant>

The lyric should read..'Wherever I lay my hat thats my ground'