Marry, f*** Or Kill - The Albion Version

[Bars Mar]

Which Current Albion Footballer/Member Of Staff Would You

A) Marry
B) f***
C) Kill

And Give Reasons.

This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone. Fortunately I Changed The Subject Quite Quickly As I Now Have A Picture I Printed Out Of A Japanese Bird Absolutely Covered In Slanty-Eye Cum.

My Choices Would Be

Marry - Thomson (He Looks Like A Plumber So Would Be Handy Around The House)

f*** - Whing. He May Look Like A Retard But I Bet He's A Tiger In Bed. Plus He's A Ginge And They Don't Get Much Bedroom Action So He'd Be Gagging For It.

Kill - Nicky Forster. It Would Be A Humane Killing For Albion's Geriatric Captain.

 

[logan89]

This is a bit gay

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Marry - Doug Loft
f*** - Doug Loft
Kill - Dean Wilkins

Fairly self-explanatory i would have thought.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Marry,f*** Jakeys girlfriend
Kill jakey so i can do the above

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

why cant it include FORMER members as well

would allow us to have a long kill list

archer
bellotti........the list could go on.

 

[Frutos]

This is a bit gay

Only a bit

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Which Current Albion Footballer/Member Of Staff Would You

A) Marry
B) f***
C) Kill

And Give Reasons.

This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone. Fortunately I Changed The Subject Quite Quickly As I Now Have A Picture I Printed Out Of A Japanese Bird Absolutely Covered In Slanty-Eye Cum.

My Choices Would Be

Marry - Thomson (He Looks Like A Plumber So Would Be Handy Around The House)

f*** - Whing. He May Look Like A Retard But I Bet He's A Tiger In Bed. Plus He's A Ginge And They Don't Get Much Bedroom Action So He'd Be Gagging For It.

Kill - Nicky Forster. It Would Be A Humane Killing For Albion's Geriatric Captain.

:safeway:

 

[Bars Mar]

f***ing Hell You Planks. The One Time In The History Of NSC That Someone Doesn't Want Brevity From You And You Give One Line Answers.

It's Current Players. You Have To Give Reasons.


And Try And Steer Away From The Obvious Ones, Eh?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Gay.

There is a WOMEN'S team, you know

 

[logan89]

f***ing Hell You Planks. The One Time In The History Of NSC That Someone Doesn't Want Brevity From You And You Give One Line Answers.

It's Current Players. You Have To Give Reasons.


And Try And Steer Away From The Obvious Ones, Eh?

Don't have a hissy fit.

 

[Bars Mar]

I Don't Much Fancy The Birds On Either End In The Middle Row.

 

[logan89]

Gay.

There is a WOMEN'S team, you know

The guy on the right please.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I Don't Much Fancy The Birds On Either End In The Middle Row.

Get YOU! :safeway:

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Gay.

There is a WOMEN'S team, you know

there all WOOF

 

[Bars Mar]

Get YOU! :safeway:

You Couldn't Afford Me Dearie.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Blimey! Just spotted the giant sumo-wrestler bloke far right middle row. WTF

 

[Bars Mar]

Blimey! Just spotted the giant sumo-wrestler bloke far right middle row. WTF

Whoosh............. Bit Slow On The Upchuck Aren't You? Hence My Comments Earlier About The Birds Either End Of The Middle Row.

'Strewth. It's A Struggle Sometimes Not To Be Infected With Retard Virus What With All The Carriers On Here.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Whoosh............. Bit Slow On The Upchuck Aren't You? Hence My Comments Earlier About The Birds Either End Of The Middle Row.

'Strewth. It's A Struggle Sometimes Not To Be Infected With Retard Virus What With All The Carriers On Here.

Sorry mate. I can only read the capital letters. Thought your last post said 'W.........BSOTUAY? HMCEATBEEOTMR. 'S. IASSNTBIWRVWWATCOH.' Did I miss something interesting?

 

[Robot Chicken]

That fella is Joe, kit man to the girls team.

Nice job if you can get it.

 

[logan89]

Gay.

There is a WOMEN'S team, you know

Maybe we've just found DW a new job.