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[AmexRuislip]

Apologies if already, but......

 

[Weststander]

Another joke.

Will Jim Ratcliffe and Dave Brailsford bring the ten year comedy to an end?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Another joke.

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Will Jim Ratcliffe and Dave Brailsford bring the ten year comedy to an end?

f*** me. All that money for shite and acne? Top singing

 

[Weststander]

f*** me. All that money for shite and acne? Top singing

Starting kicking Mac A at the Amex, after being outclassed = dozy tw@t.

 

[jcdenton08]

This made me laugh. Er, you what mate? Manchester United were absolutely terrible against a team with nothing to play for, playing at half speed. They managed 5 shots all game, xG of 0.3 and gave up completely after around 50 minutes.

What did he watch?!!

 

[Weststander]

This made me laugh. Er, you what mate? Manchester United were absolutely terrible against a team with nothing to play for, playing at half speed. They managed 5 shots all game, xG of 0.3 and gave up completely after around 50 minutes.

What did he watch?!!

Seven Hag’s had a midlife crisis, with the new left earring

 

[Seagull58]

Didn't deserve to lose? He's on drugs. Bayern played through them at will and Kane missed a sitter

 

[jcdenton08]

Didn't deserve to lose? He's on drugs. Bayern played through them at will and Kane missed a sitter

It’s a man at the end of the road and he knows it.

 

[jakarta]

It’s a man at the end of the road and he knows it.

When do you reckon he will get the push, can't be too long can it?

 

[WhingForPresident]

 

[jcdenton08]

When do you reckon he will get the push, can't be too long can it?

Monday morning is my prediction, if Liverpool at Anfield goes as expected.

 

[OzMike]

I think he will see the season out, but the wheels are already in motion to find a replacement for next season.

 

[oldboyroy]

Thought United would really give it a go last night but limped out without troubling Bayern. Bayern used it as a training game and didn't need to break sweat.

 

[lawros left foot]

This one made me laugh.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Thought United would really give it a go last night but limped out without troubling Bayern. Bayern used it as a training game and didn't need to break sweat.

Assume they either want Ten Hag out or didn't fancy the extra games.
Pretty shit attitude either way.

 

[Binney on acid]

All of the time the Glazers continue to bleed the club dry, they'll never win anything. Everything about the club is toxic. I actually feel sorry for the fans. We should know better than most that no one deserves to watch their club suffer ad infinitum, without any hope of redemption. Even the dream team of myself and HWT couldn't achieve results there.

 

[crodonilson]

Thought this was a pretty accurate summary. Just not good enough and their supporters deserve so much better.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

This will hurt The premier League co-efficient though.

 

[Weststander]

This will hurt The premier League co-efficient though.

That crossed my mind, contributing to 4 and not 5 CL places next season.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

All of the time the Glazers continue to bleed the club dry, they'll never win anything. Everything about the club is toxic. I actually feel sorry for the fans. We should know better than most that no one deserves to watch their club suffer ad infinitum, without any hope of redemption. Even the dream team of myself and HWT couldn't achieve results there.

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I first watched Brighton 1976, since then this is Utd's record. Then look at what they've won since the Glazers bought the club.

Feel sorry for their fans FFS get a grip.