Management Bollocks

[Dave the OAP]

RISK MANAGEMENT:

Improve risk management outcomes by never investing in anything

The Little book of Management Bollocks
Alastair Beaton
Amazon £2.99



Bloody excellent

 

[tinx]

Are you sure that wasn't written by Dick Knight

 

[Dave the OAP]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nice one Tink

ARS....you know it makes sense

 

[Wilts]

"We are looking to undergo Corporate Restructuring in the next month or so".

Means

"Pack your kit away, you're being made redundant".

 

[Dave the OAP]

Managing the Continu'um

That is the latest to come out of HQ in the US

oh yes

Re-alligning our customer expectations

That is my all time favourite.....means we cant supply what you want but have this instead

 

[Wilts]

Re-alligning our customer expectations

Can also mean, "shit, I've just realised that we don't have a f***ing clue about what our customers want. Better start giving them what they want after all".