Man U. v Everton (Rooney's Testimonial). Now on BT Showcase. Freeview 59.

[Jack Straw]

If you need your football fix, this may be interesting?

 

[Driver 8]

I'm watching Barcelona v Leicester. It isn't.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Like he needs the money.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Appreciate the 'heads up', but I don't even which Albion friendlys.

 

[Jack Straw]

Like he needs the money.

All going to charriddy (Wayne Rooney Foundation), we're told.

 

[Titanic]

I think I'd rather eat my own sick than watch that