Man makes Kebabs whilst corpse lay nearby

[franks brother]

:In court it was explained that "Upon his arrival the officer observed a dead male lying on a sofa at the rear of the main kitchen.

"Sat opposite to him was Mr Singh who was preparing food, making kebabs."

The court also heard that in a nearby room were a large number of flies which were landing on food.

There was also an "awful smell", thawing meat which was oozing blood and covered in flies, and a man smoking and spitting on the filthy floor.

BBC NEWS | England | West Midlands | Kebabs made as corpse lay nearby

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Surely the correct headline should have been:

'Man Ignores Goner, Makes Doner'

 

[Barry Izbak]

Black Lion Patcham again ?

 

[blue and white army]

Always did feel his kebab shop lacked a cutting edge

 

[Biscuit]

Surely the correct headline should have been:

'Man Ignores Goner, Makes Doner'

That sir is brilliant.. how about:

Man left, Just Felafs.

 

[johnny jigsaw]

The dead man must have been an organ doner.

 

[NMH]

There was a schwarma flies buzzing around, too.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can I have LARGE flies with that?

 

[johnny jigsaw]

Was the dead man called Pitta?

 

[Spider]

At least the corpse wasn't in the kebabs!

 

[NMH]

At least the corpse wasn't in the kebabs!

Nothing I ever ate in a kebab was still ALIVE!.... surely??

 

[clapham_gull]

Surely the correct headline should have been:

'Man Ignores Goner, Makes Doner'

de-shish-ed kebab

 

[Taybha]

lets take a moment out here shall we,and spare a thought for his heartbroken wife Donna. fk this im off to bed lol

 

[Spider]

lets take a moment out here shall we,and spare a thought for his heartbroken wife Donna. fk this im off to bed lol

Shish that's a bad joke.

 

[desprateseagull]

he must fal-afel..

 

[strings]

That shop is just around the corner from where I live. I am glad to say I have never shopped there.

Urgh.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Maybe the deceased had a dodgy tikka?

 

[Tooting Gull]

The suspect kofte up under interrogation.

 

[CHAPPERS]

He was dead? Oh what a pitta.

 

[OzMike]

At least the corpse wasn't in the kebabs!

Not yet any way