Man jailed for having sex with a goat

[m20gull]

Picture of the goat here:

http://www.thisisexeter.co.uk/Goat-sex-man-banned-farm-UK-jailed/story-19787835-detail/story.html#axzz2ekezekUD

 

[Questions]

You can't tell me that some of them aren't asking for it going out dressed like this.

 

[robbo2u]

You can imagine the conversations in his cell.

Prisoner 1: So what are we all in here for?

Prisoner 2: Murder!

Prisoner 1: What about you mate? Muggings? Murder? Big heist?

Prisoner 3: ...........f**king a goat.

 

[Mr H]

"And if ya get a good'n, son, ya got it good
If ya get a good'n, you're doin' fine
So hang on to her with both your hands, don't ever let 'er go
'Cause a good'n's gettin' ****in' hard to find, son"

KBW

 

[public school boy]

It's like the bloke who got fined £500 for banging a goat, and his boyfriend being fined £500 for acting the goat

Selwyn and I should be bankrupt by now. Did the Goat bleat on the poor fellow?

 

[public school boy]

"And if ya get a good'n, son, ya got it good
If ya get a good'n, you're doin' fine
So hang on to her with both your hands, don't ever let 'er go
'Cause a good'n's gettin' ****in' hard to find, son"

KBW

Is that how the Welsh speak?

 

[Mr H]

Only if they live in Kalgoorlie!

 

[marshy68]

Why was the victim impact statement not on behalf of the goat?

difficult to communicate with goats - especially after sex they tend to have a wistful faraway happy look allegedly.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

In a she was asking for it kind of way?

Exactly - or quite possibly was leading the bloke on.