[Misc] Man dies in strip club called Heaven

[Herr Tubthumper]

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottish-news/25195303.statement-glasgow-strip-club-mans-death-venue/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR6tPCtqtvFzolnxc0xSu2pHdccgwTrlO-LHh9n64fpj4SLYwJcA0FrPdUWzEA_aem_tOYUAWepLYGEDc0xnvVi7Q#

Plenty of pun action in the comments……come and go

 

[Chicken Run]

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottish-news/25195303.statement-glasgow-strip-club-mans-death-venue/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR6tPCtqtvFzolnxc0xSu2pHdccgwTrlO-LHh9n64fpj4SLYwJcA0FrPdUWzEA_aem_tOYUAWepLYGEDc0xnvVi7Q#

Plenty of pun action in the comments……come and go

Apparently he left abruptly and fell down the stairs, he was clearly off his tits

 

[AmexRuislip]

Early arriver issues!

 

[hart's shirt]

Clothed until further notice.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Is that a song on the new, "Half Man Half Biscuit" album?

 

[SeagullinExile]

He went to heaven and died

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I’m failing to see the humour here, am I being wooshed?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Probably 40 years ago, I remember somebody who died of heatstroke on Las Salinas in Ibiza. It was a huge nudist beach on the far south full of the most beautiful people on the island, and having spent the whole summer in that region, I remember thinking at the time, it's not a bad way to go

 

[Justice]

Stair way to heaven

 

[Pavilionaire]

Just beat me to it!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Stair way to heaven

The piper's calling you to join him.

It makes you wonder.

 

[AK74]

Falling for a stripper always ends in tears.

 

[Justice]

Falling for a stripper always ends in tears.

Or death it would seem

 

[AK74]

There once was a fellow called Jock,
Who wanted some hands on his cock,
He went to a stripper,
But forgot he’s a tripper,
And dropped dead (while hard as a rock).

 

[Iggle Piggle]

"Loving Husband"

 

[Chicken Run]

Actually on reflection i recall not only falling down the stairs into The Pussy Cat Club in Hove, I say into, but for some reason the bouncers denied entry.

And regrettably i fell down the stairs out of their Brighton venue too I can’t be certain but i may have been assisted in that evolution….

 

[albionalba]

No one has mentioned that Heaven is situated on Hope Street.....

 

[Flounce]

Belinda Carlisle was right

Heaven is a place on Earth

 

[Peteinblack]

Apparently he left abruptly and fell down the stairs, he was clearly off his tits

Having just got off on someone else's!

 

[AK74]

‘Jock the Tripper visits a Jack the Ripper’