Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

[Biscuit]

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident

 

[Sam]

Did he have Roast Hen??

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

 

[Robot Chicken]

Biscuit, my man, what what you looking FOR when you happened to come across this news story?

Were you, perchance, looking for anything to do with "Hens" on Google?

 

[Biscuit]

 

[aftershavedave]

The hen was slaughtered after the incident

presumably it needed a drink to calm down but had one too many?

 

[SK1NT]

anyhen for stuffin

 

[SK1NT]

his wife must have been fuckin awful in bed for him to have to turn to doing a hen!

 

[Northstander]

That is just Foul!!

 

[Easy 10]

Poor bloody hen. Its only crime was to be anally raped by some randy sex-freak, and it ends up getting slaughtered.

Not sure I'd have tucked in to that particular piece of poultry for Sunday lunch after the ordeal it had been through. Bet the giblets were in a right old state.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

he must have plucked her hard

 

[REDLAND]

So thats two hens that were f***ed over yesterday then

 

[Safeway]

Cluck's sake.

 

[Biscuit]

he must have plucked her hard

Not bad Nobby.

Media was boring.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I bet the RSPB have something to say about this. Certainly not a poultry matter.

 

[Indefatigable]

it's a tale with more than one layer.

 

[Safeway]

Eggcellent.

 

[Biscuit]

After seeing the title "Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen" it was reassuring to know that I saw the most recent replier was 'safeway'..




To merge the two jokes "Its plucking foul"

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

This is possibly one of the funniest sentences I have ever read. EVER.