'Man bags'

[The Merry Prankster]

I do.

Notebook
Novel
i Pod
Phone
Keys
Jumper

Stylish, brown leather. Mildly Gay in the wrong hands.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I bought a rucksac for about £3.80 down some shithole shop last year. It had the skin of a sickened hermetic tortoise who'd gone off hello's and how are you's and preferred to mutter in a breathless murk, hanging his charm up with the rest of his ill-fitting garbs on wooden lower case j's in his tiny doorway.
That bag and i lasted around a month together. Then he was sliced in half, his handle split and burnt from my skin just as my trousers and shoes were by eroticised paramentals. The insides of the bag were irrelevant and somewhat shattered. Like a torn birth certificate with its corners singed by my name still unadmirably in shape.

For Christmas i got a bag that cost about £12. I expect this one and i to live slightly longer. It has stronger, surer zips.

 

[Lokki 7]

That bag and i lasted around a month together. Then he was sliced in half, his handle split and burnt from my skin just as my trousers and shoes were by eroticised paramentals. The insides of the bag were irrelevant and somewhat shattered. Like a torn birth certificate with its corners singed by my name still unadmirably in shape.

How did the shop assistant respond to this complaint?

 

[maffew]

my mate lost his man bag

wallet, money, keys, phone all in one go

 

[Meade's Ball]

How did the shop assistant respond to this complaint?

His mouth was hidden beneath North London crispest hairline. The sort that can only alert races to seismic meals. The hole opened and roared some smear in my direction. I punched him in the habits and fled with my new emerald prize in hand.

 

[Lokki 7]

His mouth was hidden beneath North London crispest hairline. The sort that can only alert races to seismic meals. The hole opened and roared some smear in my direction. I punched him in the habits and fled with my new emerald prize in hand.

Shop assistants eh, always the same bloody story.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Max do you have a picture of the bag so we can decide if it looks gay or not.

I can't find one online but will keep looking.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Man bags, utterly essential in this day and age. I've got two, made in Camden, exactly the same style but one slightly bigger than the other. How else do you carry the Guardian, wallet, ipod, keys, and mobile?

 

[Richard Whiteley]

ginga woofter

 

[Dandyman]

Max do you have a picture of the bag so we can decide if it looks gay or not.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

a far better option

Especially when it's full of GALA PIE!!

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