Tsk.
Make-up, eh?
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symyjym
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Tsk.
Apart from it's not the same person
makeup doesn't make your nose less bulbous, and her T-Shirt has shrunk.
The one on the left is no pints, the one on the right is six pints
Apart from it's not the same person
Thought that as well to be fair, seems to have undergone a minor facelift as well!
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
I prefer Milk Tray myself.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
It can work :
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
....
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
It's not even the same person..
Jimmy Grimble
Well-known member
bulbous is definitely one of the most hideous words in the English language
symyjym
Banned
Sorry, how would you best describe her nose?
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
full rounded? bulbous is a horrible word.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
If you cover anyone with half an inch of slap all over, they will look different.
PS the pictures are of the same person - look at the shape and details of the eyes and chin. The nose looks slightly different because of a different camera angle.
PS the pictures are of the same person - look at the shape and details of the eyes and chin. The nose looks slightly different because of a different camera angle.
symyjym
Banned
I've seen before and after makeup photos and there is normally some resemblance. If it is the same person there was a lot of photoshop used as well.
Diego Napier
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- Mar 27, 2010
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Stay away from the mirror when you're hungover then
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
We all know that Bill Hicks was right when he said all women are Liars...they cover themselves with slap to disguise their blemishes, wear push up bras and control pants to make them appear busty, slim or non saggy arsed and high heels to make them look taller.
Give me a greenham common swamp donkey any day. At least there's no surprises in the morning.
Give me a greenham common swamp donkey any day. At least there's no surprises in the morning.
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
It's possible that there's a few birds who are posting the same thing on mumsnet or wherever and thinking of you my friend.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Is that what they thought about you?
Tricky Dicky
New member
Have to say, I have a personal dislike of woman wearing make-up. As a commuter I once sat opposite a gril who got on the train at Hove. She was quite pretty really, but she spent the rest of the journey - a whole hour - putting on make-up and she ended up lookig like a ventriloquists dummy .... awful. I wanted to say something, but didn't ("goggtle of gear" would have been apt)
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
Apart from it's not the same person
Definitely IS the same person for me.
Look at her eye, you can see the same patter in her iris (left as we look at it).