Lush's present

[fatboy]

OK then fatboy - let's have a few clues. How much did you actually spend on this present??

If I remember correctly, which I probably don't as I may have been lashed up at the time, I paid on my credit card.

 

[Lush]

Some fluffy slippers?

Oh my, you DO pay attention. Obviously with negligee to match.

 

[Lush]

If I remember correctly, which I probably don't as I may have been lashed up at the time, I paid on my credit card.

Ooooooooooooh!!!!!

 

[Indestructible Gull]

A David Lee signed photo? priceless.

 

[fatboy]

David Lee has a signed photo of ME.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If I remember correctly, which I probably don't as I may have been lashed up at the time, I paid on my credit card.

Careful how much DEBT you stack up.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Soooo....it's not suitable for anyone with a preference for chutney. That rules out anything produced by Messrs Bourneville by the sounds of it too. So I reckon it's got to be something fluffy ....

But if it's 2 willies on a key ring - or vice versa - save one for me Lush...

 

[Juan Albion]

i'm not that clever .... work it out for me as well juan. please.

Well, I think we all can guess the F and O. I'd guess the A and D stand for And Die.

 

[Trigger]

I will buy you a pint for that comment as I find it quite amusing.

I will hold you to that.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

A Swiss army willy. With cork screw and bottle opener.