Love bird found in hove!

[Return of the Rev]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!
What the hell do we do with it?
Has anyone lost one in the hove area?
Would it have the same properties as rhino horn if i grounded it down and stuck it in mrs revs tea?

 

[swindonseagull]

I lost a Yellow one when I lived in Manila a few years ago......was called Elvis.....you could ask him if his name is Elvis.

 

[cloud]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!

Is this some kind of euphemism?

 

[dingodan]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!
What the hell do we do with it?
Has anyone lost one in the hove area?
Would it have the same properties as rhino horn if i grounded it down and stuck it in mrs revs tea?

Um, yes that would be my love bird, and I would very much like it back, thank you, please.

 

[Blackadder]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!
What the hell do we do with it?
Has anyone lost one in the hove area?
Would it have the same properties as rhino horn if i grounded it down and stuck it in mrs revs tea?

How long have you been back Rev?

 

[Hugo Rune]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!
What the hell do we do with it?
Has anyone lost one in the hove area?
Would it have the same properties as rhino horn if i grounded it down and stuck it in mrs revs tea?

You should treat said bird with gentleness, warmth and understanding. Remember Rev, under all that bravado, he has a very very sensitive heart! If you were to upset him he may fly away for a while (88 spring days) but he will always return!! It's all in the name you see!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Thats the guy! Is it a love bird?

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Fifteen years ago I looked after my nan's lovebirds while she on holiday, and they flew out of the window. I bought replacements and she said nothing. Thought I had got away with it. 6 years ago while she was lying in hospital in her last moments (god bless her), she leaned over and said 'I know about the lovebirds'.

I am hoping that one of them has at last turned up. I will rest easy in my bed.

Did it Have any grey hair / look old?

 

[Hillian1]

A love bird flew into my sons bedroom tonight!
What the hell do we do with it?
Has anyone lost one in the hove area?
Would it have the same properties as rhino horn if i grounded it down and stuck it in mrs revs tea?

Rev, you're back.

Oh how I have missed you.

 

[glasfryn]

try ringing round a few vets they might know who has lost it!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Rev, you're back.

Oh how I have missed you.

I have watched over you all from a place far from nsc,I like to think i have returned a bit more normal,its good to come home hill lets hope our feathered chum will have the same outcome

 

[Hillian1]

I have watched over you all from a place far from nsc,I like to think i have returned a bit more normal,its good to come home hill lets hope our feathered chum will have the same outcome

Did Bozza send you off for a full frontal lobotomy?

 

[Return of the Rev]

Did Bozza send you off for a full frontal lobotomy?

I did go for a initial check up for one, but they said there was nothing much to work with. So i did the self help method consisting of two straws a can of rice pudding,soda crystals and three weeks in a dark shed. FOLLOWED BY THE FALMER TOUR WITH MR HEBBARD.

IT WORKS!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Did Bozza send you off for a full frontal lobotomy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eDHSHrdP0

 

[Dowling93]

Thats the guy! Is it a love bird?

That is a love bird. My mum has 2 they are bloody annoying! that one looks young though

 

[Daffy Duck]

Don't they have to be kept as a pair or one on it's own will pine away and die? Hence the name "lovebirds".

 

[Return of the Rev]

Rspca have sent round the wagon and dragged the little fella off,please get in touch with the patcham centre if its your bird!
Sort of miss him already.

 

[Hillian1]

That is a love bird. My mum has 2 they are bloody annoying! that one looks young though

Go and check she still has two, if she only has one I reckon I know where the other one is.

 

[Dowling93]

Go and check she still has two, if she only has one I reckon I know where the other one is.

Haha both still here different colour to those ones

 

[sydney]

Don't they have to be kept as a pair or one on it's own will pine away and die? Hence the name "lovebirds".

we had a couple when i was a kid ......one of them died and the other one pecked it's own neck till it's head snapped off.........

seeing this thread i just realised that somewhere near your house Rev is a lovebird slowly committing harri karri.