Lord of the Rings Furniture

[marvin]

Obviously aimed at the entirely stupid

http://www.middleearthfurniture.com/

£35, 000 will get you a round, oak table and 9 chairs

or if that's a bit much you can have a coffee table for a mere £2,250.

 

[zefarelly]

what stupid C*unt is going to go and buy that !

 

[On the Left Wing]

She's nice .... how much does she cost?

 

[zefarelly]

the Mare in the foreground or background OTLW ?

 

[On the Left Wing]

Is that a horse .... thought it was one of those quirky kitchen aprons!

 

[zefarelly]

ha ha ha . . . . . hadnt noticed that . . . . .I wonder if it has a tail . . . . . .anyone got a rear view ?

 

[On the Left Wing]

This is the best rear view I could find:

 

[zefarelly]

so shes taken the apron off . . . .the bare cheek of it

 

[On the Left Wing]

Unsure whether I fancy her or Cate Blanchett more!!!!

 

[zefarelly]

I'm happily spoken for so dont mind me . . .try both then decide

 

[On the Left Wing]

So am I!!!!

It's just mid-life crisis and wishing I was 15 or 20 years younger!!!

 

[crasher]

Middle Earth Furniture? They should have called it Hobbitat

Geddit? Hobbitat?....anyone?

 

[zefarelly]

very good . . .like it like it

 

[marvin]

very good . . .like it like it

Yes so did I.

As to what C**t will buy 1? A very rich one, or an American one or both.