Lord Cornwallis's Book of Cocks

[Reinelt 62]

Sublime dialogue from the Chat Room during the Ipswich game:

Cue various on the abysmal lack of service provided by Premium TV and NTL

Lord Cornwallis: NTL are a load of cock in my book

Various: You have a Book of Cocks, Lord C?

Butters_____!______Buttocks: Fly Fishing by J R Hartley?

Can't remember the rest owing to a serious outbreak of ROFL - perhaps someone else can complete the story!!

Football? What football?

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Wasn't there something about Delia and her Dumplings.?

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Welcome to NSC's book club.
Someone mentioned Fanny by gas light as a good read.
Also worth a mention.
For whom the bell end tolls
A tale of two titties

I'm sure there are a lot more titles our readers could recomend.

Delia Smith's spotted dick also got a menyion on Saturday.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Sublime dialogue from the Chat Room during the Ipswich game:

Cue various on the abysmal lack of service provided by Premium TV and NTL

Lord Cornwallis: NTL are a load of cock in my book

Various: You have a Book of Cocks, Lord C?

Butters_____!______Buttocks: Fly Fishing by J R Hartley?

Can't remember the rest owing to a serious outbreak of ROFL - perhaps someone else can complete the story!!

Football? What football?

I claim the quote of Various as my own. Think it was R J Hartley for some reason as well. Was too busy watching SSN and typing in meaningless scores to remember the rest.

 

[Lush]

The Chatroom is great on match days. There were also memorable scenes at about midnight when NSC was down during Dessiegate, but the chatroom was working...

Thankfully there's no search function in the Chat Room, but I would like to apologise to Bozza for the sexual harrassment...

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Thankfully there's no search function in the Chat Room, but I would like to apologise to Bozza for the sexual harrassment...

I shouldn't apologise Lush. I'll bet secretly he enjoys it.