Lopez song

[saafend_seagull]

Are we trying to make the worst song possible?

I'll give it a go

(Rock lyrics I)Rock the Casbah-The Clash - YouTube

chorus of

the shareef don't like it
rockin the casbah
rock the casbah


the brighton crowd love him

scoring penalties

spanish daveeeeeeeeee

the brighton crowd love him

scoring penalties

spanish daveeeeeeeeee

 

[Bold Seagull]

There can be no song about David Lopez that doesn't refer to him as 'Spanish Dave'...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

'Stay another day'

Oh dont leave me alone like this
Dont say its the final kiss
We all in love with spanish Dave

(Not gay)


Gay bar by Electric Six (Still not gay)

Gus, Please pick Spanish Dave yeah
Please pick Spanish Dave yeah
Please pick Spanish Dave yeah, Dave yeah, Dave year.

Ball
We suggest you give him the ball
We suggest you give him the ball
Spanish Dave yeah, Dave yeah, Dave yeah

 

[Stat Brother]

I can't do this but surely a NSC lyricist can do something with this opening line from The Clash's Spanish Bombs:-

Spanish Dave from Logrono...

 

[Dougie]

I can't stand up for falling down ,
By elvis Costello .

 

[Se20]

Rollin

Limp Bizkit

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Credit due to [MENTION=12051]Safe.[/MENTION] for COINING the name Spanish Dave when he first signed

 

[Pogue Mahone]

'Stay another day'

Oh dont leave me alone like this
Dont say its the final kiss
We all in love with spanish Dave

(Not gay)


Gay bar by Electric Six (Still not gay)

Gus, Please pick Spanish Dave yeah
Please pick Spanish Dave yeah
Please pick Spanish Dave yeah, Dave yeah, Dave year.

Ball
We suggest you give him the ball
We suggest you give him the ball
Spanish Dave yeah, Dave yeah, Dave yeah

Erm...

To the tune of 'Glad to be Gay' by the Tom Robinson Band:

Sing if you like Spanish Dave
Sing if you think that he's brave
Dave...

The winner, I believe.

 

[armchairclubber]

Simples......We've got Spanish Spanish Dave on our wing, on our wing

 

[Soulman]

To the tune of "Spanish Eyes"

Blue Spanish Dave
Banging the penalties in
No one can save.

 

[Mr Blobby BHA]

I think to the tune of purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover.
I only wanted to be some kind of friend.
Dave I could never steal you from another.
It would be a shame if our friendship had to end.

Spanish dave Spanish dave.
Oooooh
Spanish dave Spanish dave.
Oooooh
Spanish dave Spanish dave

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Spanish Dave
Spanish Dave
Scoring goals for Brighton
SPANISH DAVE
SPANISH DAVE

(Apologies to Mark McGhee! And the guy in the thread who suggested the song, this isn't my creation)

 

[Mackenzie]

A traditional Brighton ditty:

Ohhhhhh Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her fanny's like a cave,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Spanish Dave........etc

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Kinks 'David Watts'

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
I wish I could be like David Lopez
I wish I could be like David Lopez


Simple.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Hit me baby one more time

Oh David david, how was i supposed to know
That your best on the right, yeah
Oh david david, we should never let you gooo
And leave us out of sight yeah

Show me, how you want it to your feet
Tell me David, do you prefer david, or Span-ish dave

[Chorus]
Our lack of flair, was killing me
(and i) I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
That when your not with us
We're without our faaaavvveeee
We all love our Spanish Dave

 

[Gazwag]

I think to the tune of purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover.
I only wanted to be some kind of friend.
Dave I could never steal you from another.
It would be a shame if our friendship had to end.

Spanish dave Spanish dave.
Oooooh
Spanish dave Spanish dave.
Oooooh
Spanish dave Spanish dave

Problem is the song is faaarrr to slow for 90% of the NS

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I've got a well good song wots got words in it and everything...


AAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!! SPANISH DAVE!!!

That's it.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

A traditional Brighton ditty:

Ohhhhhh Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her fanny's like a cave,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Spanish Dave........etc

Jesus CHRIST that's fantastic!

I've got a well good song wots got words in it and everything...


AAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!! SPANISH DAVE!!!

That's it.

If everyone did that and held it for a while, that would be amazing!

 

[Gazwag]

Bit of irony - Rolling in the deep by Adele

There's a player
He plays anywhere
Sets the field on fire
Full of Spanish Flair

If there's a penalty
He'll put it in the net
Make it look so simple
Best that you can get

(Missed verse)

His name is Spanish Daaaaaaave
So good we won't get beeeatt
His name is Spanish Daaaaave
He's great and fantasic on two feet

 

[T soprano]

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
SPANISH DAVE IS MAGIC HE WEARS A SOMBRERO HAT
AND WHEN WE GET A PENALTY HE SAYS IM TAKING THAT
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SPANISH DAVE IS MAGIC HES NUMBER 21
HE LOVES THE ALBION AND HE'S OUR FAVOURITE SON
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SPANISH DAVE IS UGLY BUT WE DON'T REALLY CARE
COZ HE'S SCORING LOTS OF GOALS WITH HIS SPANISH FLAIR
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SPANISH DAVE SPANISH DAVE SPANISH DAVE SPANISH DAVE (to finish)

Sung in D minor