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[Bars Mar]

Simple Really.

It's The Official "When Do You Think The Princess Of All Our Hearts Jade Goody Will Join The Angels In Heaven For A Celebrity Dead Mother TV Show?" Sweepstakes.

Not-So-Reality TV Has Never Been So Fun.


I'm Going To Go For Friday Evening When She's Watching Hollyoaks And Her Last Words Will Be "I Don't Get It". When Do You Think She'll Go?

 

[gruntage]

25 years. she's still faking it. she'll come out two weeks today and go, APRIL FOOLS!
























































but seriously i'll go for tuesday afternoon

 

[Simster]

Next Friday I think. But I don't give a shit as long as all the good telly and sport isn't halted as a mark of respect like it was with the other beautiful, angel of our hearts, Princess Diana.

 

[Nibble]

Saw an advert for OK mag I think advertising a commerative issue celebrating "The Amazing Life Of Jade". WTF? Okay, the poor lass is dying, fair do's but lets not make this into some amazing life story. You can't make a silk purse out of a cow's c unt.

 

[Muzzman]

Is this Jade the racist?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I think April 1st would be timely

 

[Bars Mar]

f*** All That Nibble. When's Mum Going To Iceland, So To Speak?

 

[Mendoza]

Mothers Day, with her winning some kind of made up mother of the century award

 

[Simster]

f*** All That Nibble. When's Mum Going To Iceland, So To Speak?

You're mixing your metaphors Bars. That's the WRONG woman-chav.




Nipple, I think what Bars is trying to say is "when is BRAVE Jade going to be able to say 'paki bitch' for the last time?"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Monday - the brave fighter carks.
Tuesday - autobiog "It's Been A Right Laugh Eh!", with foreword by "Shilpa Fuckawala" hits the bookshelves.
Wednesday - her perfume range "Deathbed" - based on the actual scents noted by Max Clifford during her final excretions - goes on sale at Boots, £4.99 for 50ml.
Thursday - one of her kids announces that it'll appear in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother "because a star up in heaven twinkled to say it was ok".

 

[The Spanish]

Monday - the brave fighter carks.
Tuesday - autobiog "It's Been A Right Laugh Eh!", with foreword by "Shilpa Fuckawala" hits the bookshelves.
Wednesday - her perfume range "Deathbed" - based on the actual scents noted by Max Clifford during her final excretions - goes on sale at Boots, £4.99 for 50ml.
Thursday - one of her kids announces that it'll appear in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother "because a star up in heaven twinkled to say it was ok".

that was yet another waste of a couple of minutes of your employers time.

 

[gruntage]

the Amazing life of Jade.

(Brummie Voice)

Day Oneee: Jade's mum gets shagged behind the bike shed by 3 different blokes, one of whoms sperm manages to make the grade, but which one?!

Day 275: A fat Bald Blob is born.

Day 295: Jade wets herself.

Day 8000: Jade enters big brother.

Day 8040: Jade scares the world by appearing naked.

Day 9000: Jade 'writes' a book about her 'life'

Day 9010: Jade gets shagged behind the bike shed by 3 different blokes, one of whoms sperm manages to make the grade, but which one?!

Day 9260: Jade gives birth. its definatly not beautiful.

Day 9400: Jade gets shagged behind the bike shed by 3 different blokes, one of whoms sperm manages to make the grade, but which one?!


Day 9680: Jades spurts another one out, once again lowering the average brain capacity of the human race quite drastically.


Day 11140: Jade is called the C word for the 10,000th time

Day 11141: Jade gets the C Word.

Day 11420: Jade wets her self

Day 11421: Jade 'writes' a book


Day 11432: A fat bald blob dies








that would be a brilliant life story. makes me realise how much i've wasted my life. when i could be doing all the good Jade did in her life.

 

[Bars Mar]

You're mixing your metaphors Bars. That's the WRONG woman-chav.




Nipple, I think what Bars is trying to say is "when is BRAVE Jade going to be able to say 'paki bitch' for the last time?"

I Know That You Patronising Twat. I Just Thought It Was An Amusing Euphemism For When Z List Munters Die.

 

[Lokki 7]

Fairly ironic that her last moments are being filmed by the 'Living TV' channel don't you think?

 

[Nibble]

f*** All That Nibble. When's Mum Going To Iceland, So To Speak?

Oh, sorry. This coming Tuesday - 23:27 hrs GMT.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Are there any indian angels in heaven for her to bully?

 

[The Spanish]

Are there any indian angels in heaven for her to bully?

no. worshipping elephants and monkeys scuppers that for them.

 

[Garage_Doors]

You can't make a silk purse out of a cow's c unt.

That is class,
Going to use that sometime

 

[MattBackHome]

Late Saturday night - just in time to f*** up the entire weeks telly.

 

[Nibble]

That is class,
Going to use that sometime

Please do, I rarely get the chance in today's polite society. Heard it from an Aussie while in Amsterdam many moons ago.