London

[Trigger]

It's a big place isn't it?... Do they have trains?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think they have trains that go underground



but i think that could be in my fantasy land


fantasy land or london. one of the two has underground trains

 

[Uncle Buck]

A thought it was a Village, well that is what Mark and Lard use to call it.

Although according to Zesh Rehman on another thread, London is in fact a bridge.

 

[mona]

When you arrive at Victoria you will notice that the whole city has a roof over it.

 

[clapham_gull]

No one has a watch in London, they just look up at Big Ben to tell the time.

 

[Trigger]

Just looking on the map, what is all that water running through the place, has there been a flood?

 

[clapham_gull]

Just looking on the map, what is all that water running through the place, has there been a flood?

That's the communal bath and main highway.

 

[Arthur]

Just looking on the map, what is all that water running through the place, has there been a flood?

THERE'S A MAP!!!!

What will they think of next?!?

 

[Trigger]

THERE'S A MAP!!!!

What will they think of next?!?

It's a weird one, on the back there is this map with lots of different coloured lines, underpassage or underground or something like that, anyone heard of this?

 

[Dandyman]

THERE'S A MAP!!!!

What will they think of next?!?

Does anybody on NSC know how to read a map or do we need to arrange some special classes ?

 

[Dandyman]

It's a weird one, on the back there is this map with lots of different coloured lines, underpassage or underground or something like that, anyone heard of this?

Different coloured lines ? That's just CONFUSING.

 

[Simster]

It's an incredibly friendly place - which is why so many people choose to live there. Don't be afraid to say hello to people you've never met in the streets. They'll almost certainly be DELIGHTED to be stopped in such a way.

Also, her majesty the Queen of England lives there. The chances are that you'll probably see her at some point during your visit.

 

[bigc]

Go to Bank station and you may never leave again

 

[northstandnorth]

they are very posh up there

some woman called the kwueen has got a house to live in and another,called the tower of london,to keep her HATS in.
and it is an 80p bus ride away

 

[Parson Henry]

Does anybody on NSC know how to read a map or do we need to arrange some special classes ?

Nonsense. At london Bridge a small claret and blue brick road begins. Just link arms with the other superfans and dance merrily along singing 'We're off to see the west ham, the wonderful westham of old'

there you go.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

When in the underground, watch out for the Gap - a beast that stalks the underground and shits in your mouth. There are constant warnings and signs saying 'please mind the gap'; when a train arrives bundle onto it as quickly as possible - just make sure you're not going in the general direction of the dreaded Watford Gap - that's even worse and he'll gay you up good!