The former Albion DJ and occasional footballer has signed for Persepolis FC of the Persian Gulf Pro League. Apparently based in Tehran.
Available for gigs at the local Ayotollah Social Club which can be booked through his agent....
Oh dear, his oh so inevitable decline through the leagues has started already, at the ripe old a ge of . . . 28.
He really was desperately poor right from his debut. He scored very important goals for us and largely helped to keep us up in that second season. But he was an awful player.