Linked to Derby Forward

[T.G]

Apparently linked to Jonny Russel for £1.5 m

http://m.derbytelegraph.co.uk/trans...als-brighton/story-29991966-detail/story.html

 

[whitelion]

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?346195-Johnny-Russell

 

[KJP]

If only we had a thread entitled Johnny Russell to talk about this

 

[T.G]

Apologies missed that thread....... Just tying the noose, before I kick my stool away

 

[T.G]

I always sh@t myself before committing suicide

 

[dazzer6666]

I always sh@t myself before committing suicide

Bit inconsiderate for those clearing up afterwards

 

[T.G]

Bit inconsiderate for those clearing up afterwards

Whoosh

 

[dazzer6666]

Whoosh

How many times have you attempted it so far ?

 

[Biscuit]

Johnny come lately. #fixtures

 

[T.G]

How many times have you attempted it so far ?

Crap joke I know but after I wrote kick my stool away I thought Ibwas going to get some poo related grief. So I pre-empted it with my own 'joke'. Realise now that A. Crap joke and B. No one cares! ������

 

[dazzer6666]

Crap joke I know but after I wrote kick my stool away I thought Ibwas going to get some poo related grief. So I pre-empted it with my own 'joke'. Realise now that A. Crap joke and B. No one cares! ������

[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Albion my Albion]

If there are not two threads about the same subject it's not worth talking about!!!!!

 

[Puppet Master]

Seems an odd one, he's not really known for his goalscoring

 

[T.G]

Apparently he is very quick!

 

[Puppet Master]

Apparently he is very quick!

So was Forrest Gump

 

[Goldstone1976]

I was tempted to either merge this thread with the other one, or to move it to Division 2, but it's turning out to have a nice surreal feel about it, so I'm just going to let it be and see how it gestates from here.

 

[Puppet Master]

I was tempted to either merge this thread with the other one, or to move it to Division 2, but it's turning out to have a nice surreal feel about it, so I'm just going to let it be and see how it gestates from here.

I like turtles

 

[Postman Pat]

So was Forrest Gump

Russell does have an advantage of being real......Also not American.

 

[Puppet Master]

Russell does have an advantage of being real......Also not American.

You're telling me Forrest Gump isn't real

What next, Santa is made up? You're heartless!

 

[T.G]

You're telling me Forrest Gump isn't real

What next, Santa is made up? You're heartless!

No he's real and olays for Paraguay!