Limericks!

[BrightonBird]

I have half an hour left, so have made up a limerick. Can anyone better this:

There once was a team based at Withdean,
Which wasn't the place to be seen
The club begged for Falmer
John Prescott was called a w**ker
But I just think he's mean!



*Taxi*

 

[Marc]

shocking BB!

 

[BrightonBird]

No-one else then? Ahh you bunch of softies!

 

[rool]

Brighton, a club led by Knight
was once in terrible shite
but then fortunes went up
with 2 championship cups
and with falmer the future looks bright

 

[Lady Whistledown]

There was a defender named Guy
Whose couldn't resist the odd pie
His waistline was vast
Few attackers got past
Cos his arse was the size of Hawaii

 

[Simon]

There is a big merchants called focus,
but I wouldn't go in for a crocus
never forget,
that retail outlet
financed the **** who nearly broke us

 

[BrightonBird]

If we get a few, we should get someone to vote for the best.

Yes, I am really a sad git!

 

[Titanic]

There once was a Bird from Brighton
whose limerick was a right shite'un
it didn't quite scan
and the rhymes weren't good either
but the meaning was clearly quite right on!

 

[BrightonBird]

There once was a Bird from Brighton
whose limerick was a right shite'un
it didn't quite scan
and the rhymes weren't good either
but the meaning was clearly quite right on!

You meanie!

Is anyone else having fun with these?

Going now, I hope to see more on Monday!

 

[Easy 10]

There once was a **** called Bellotti
Who's face was all scabby and spotty
When he pulled out his dick
His wife took the mick
Cos Bellotti did not have a lotti

Crude I know, but its the best I could come up with at short notice.

 

[El Presidente]

There once was a young man called Dwayne
Whose own skin colour he did use to feign
He kept up his arsehole
A chimneysweepe pole
So he sat down in considerable pain

 

[finbar]

there once was a girl from penzance
who took a bus ride to northants
all the passengers f***ed her
and so d'the conductor
and the driver came twice in his pants

 

[The Timekeeper]

There was a young man from Brighton
Who said Oh my gawd what a tight one
She said bless my sole
Sir you are in the wrong hole
But there's plenty of room in the right one

 

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[H block]

There once was a lady from Ealing,

 

[H block]

There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
So to save him some trouble,
He tied it in double,
And then instead of coming he went.

 

[Scotty Mac]

there was a young lady from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within an hour
her head was a flower
and her body was covered in weeds

 

[Gull Downunder]

There was a young lady from Brockett
Who tied herself up to a rocket
The rocket went bang
Her suspenders went twang
And her bra ended up in her pocket!

 

[Sonic]

There once was a team by the sea,
Who were managed by Mr McGhee,
They made video cassettes,
Which the fans all detest,
Cause these days they want DVD.

 

[Sonic]

There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died,
The apples fermented,
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her insides.