Had a thought for a Song for Liam bridcutt how about " on the first day of Christmas one like Man U use to sing!
Oh you little Liam bridcutt little Liam bridcutt we love you
And with little Liam bridcutt little Liam bridcutt loves us too
Near far up and down the pitch like a broom broom car
Little Liam bridcutt oh little Liam bridcutt YOUR A FOOKING STAR
To the tune of chitty chitty bang bang
Even worse than the one in your signature, didn't think that was possible!