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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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This one is due to appear in tomorrows edition. Honestly, I ask you...

I was delighted that Charles Hoile pointed out how unworkable Falmer would be were West Bromwich Albion to build their "football stadium" there. Brighton already has one football team playing at nearby Withdean, so why we need yet another football team moving in is quite beyond me. It is patently obvious there simply isn't enough room at Falmer to build an 85,000 all-seater stadium, and the towering arch over the stadium would be a blight on the landscape. I have also found football fans to be a violent, unpleasant breed of people. They shout loudly at random and often inappropriate moments. They wear gaudy, ill-fitting clothes. They have short "cropped" hair, often have ear-rings, and once I saw one fan who had several tattoo's on his arms. Is this really the type of person we are wanting to attract to the picture-postcard village of Falmer ?

This is all The Albions own fault anyway. They had a perfectly decent stadium at Gillingham which they decided to sell, so they effectively made themselves homeless. Then they disgracefully got rid of David Bellotti, one of the sharpest business minds in Sussex, who only ever had the best interests of the club at heart and worked tirelessly on their behalf. And to cap it all, they waste all the money from the sale of the ground on buying new players like Steve Coppell and Mark McGhee, who havn't even played for years. Even the manager Micky Adams is now banged up in some Spanish prison for drink-driving. The club is a total disgrace from top to bottom, no wonder they're scrambling around near the bottom of Division 3. I ask you, what a way to run a business.

Chairman Leon Knight should resign NOW, and leave the Falmer residents alone to continue their tranquil farming lifestyle in the peace and quiet they deserve.

A. Fucktard,
Southwick.
 






Schrödinger's Toad

Nie dla Idiotów
Jan 21, 2004
11,957
It doesn't make me look sane to laugh out loud in a room full of silently working people for no apparent reason ... please stop
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,743
Location Location
Simster said:
Top laughs.

What score did you do the front 9 in, Easy?
Somewhere in the 50's I think Simster, not too clever at all.
However, I sussed out what I was doing wrong with my swing over the last few holes, and started hitting some absolute beauties, so I forcast a sub-40 round on Sunday...

Easy 10 - ever the optimist ;)
 


chips and gravy

New member
Jan 5, 2004
2,100
worthing
Brilliant. You have summed up all the issues very neatly

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Lush

Mods' Pet
Is there time for that to go in the Falmer Fanzine? Perfect for the letters page...

I promised everyone on SCR last night that the fanzine "Would be very funny" despite not having seen any of it!


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Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,388
Brighton
Lush said:
Is there time for that to go in the Falmer Fanzine? Perfect for the letters page...

I promised everyone on SCR last night that the fanzine "Would be very funny" despite not having seen any of it!


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I've seen it! And yes its bloody hilarious!:lolol:

Get on the phone to Turkey or Morris, they can stick it in somewhere.:lolol: Easy, email that to the paper now. Maybe change the name to A.Nimby or summin. Fucktard deffinatly wont be printed, whereas yours might be for comedy value.:lolol: :lolol:
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Biscuit said:
I've seen it! And yes its bloody hilarious!:lolol:

Get on the phone to Turkey or Morris, they can stick it in somewhere.:lolol: Easy, email that to the paper now. Maybe change the name to A.Nimby or summin. Fucktard deffinatly wont be printed, whereas yours might be for comedy value.:lolol: :lolol:
adam nimby

a-dam nimby
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,743
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I've already got a few bits in the fanzine, don't really want to push even more stuff on to Richie/Turkey and look like I'm trying to take the thing over !

:blush:
 








CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,282
Didn't the Argus print a poem by some retarded 5 year old kid from Eastbourne a few weeks back? I think he was called STEVEN or something.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,743
Location Location
Safeway said:
f*** that mate, go for it. :thumbsup:
Oh ok *smiles bashfully*
I've pm'd Richie about it, but I reckon the fanzine's already been laid out etc now, so proably too late now anyway.

Can't wait to see it though, there's going to be some top stuff in it by the looks.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,743
Location Location
Cooool.
When and where is it going on sale Turkey ?
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,144
Haywards Heath
Brilliant post Easy :clap: :clap:
 


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