Lets all email Barber at 9am on monday morning!

[Return of the Rev]

See how quick he is to reply to several hundred emails

 

[dingodan]

But it's Thursday today, there will definitely be a leak by Monday & he'll be all over it.

Now that you've blown the whole thing we really have to make it a Friday morning email. Which is more appropriate for a joke anyway.

I'm in.

I assume we are all sending him porn, yes?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

just imagine his little face...

 

[Return of the Rev]

But it's Thursday today, there will definitely be a leak by Monday & he'll be all over it.

Now that you've blown the whole thing we really have to make it a Friday morning email. Which is more appropriate for a joke anyway.

I'm in.


I assume we are all sending him porn, yes?

Not porn he will be expecting that! We send him a request for the chance to be mascot for the opening game this season,we all offer between £500 and £1500 for the honour but all emails state it has to be the first game! That will kill him

 

[8ace]

I'm gonna chase up the WSU waterslide issue with him

 

[Ernest]

I'm gonna chase up the WSU waterslide issue with him

I'm going to find out if Dick Tights book is on SAIL yet in the NIKE Club shop

 

[dingodan]

Not porn he will be expecting that! We send him a request for the chance to be mascot for the opening game this season,we all offer between £500 and £1500 for the honour but all emails state it has to be the first game! That will kill him

Oh. Are you sure?

I've set up the camera now and everything, so...

 

[Return of the Rev]

Check availability of on suite family rooms in bennets view hotel for the first week in august

 

[Return of the Rev]

oh. Are you sure?

I've set up the camera now and everything, so...

send me the email i'll give it the once over and decide if i should forward it

 

[greyseagull]

I do anyway

 

[dingodan]

send me the email i'll give it the once over and decide if i should forward it

 

[Return of the Rev]

should give him a bit to think about

 

[dingodan]

should give him a bit to think about

I'd take off the towel but he wouldn't have room in his inbox.

 

[DNB_Seagull]

Just emailed the customerservices@bhafc.co.uk email to ask about how much rail seats would cost. Not expecting a reply in the slightest. What's barbers email address?

 

[Willy Dangle]

Be careful sending this it might backfire and you may get a date.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Lets make it every day at 9am TODAY I WILL BE ASKING FOR A TWO AND HALF PINT BEER GLASS FOR THE ESU!

 

[glasfryn]

just imagine his little face...

eeeeerrrrmmmm!
no thanks

 

[Return of the Rev]

Just emailed the customerservices@bhafc.co.uk email to ask about how much rail seats would cost. Not expecting a reply in the slightest. What's barbers email address?

bigboybarber@hotdates.cum

 

[Return of the Rev]

Sent my email nearly 20 minutes ago! Still not relied! Barber out!

 

[Notters]

just imagine his little face...