Let this be a LESSON from GOD to all you porn watchers, you're all going to DIE

[El Presidente]

A YOUNG man born with a heart problem died while watching a porn film.

Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard.

He died of a cardiac arrest weeks after having open-heart surgery.

His body was found by his mum Clare at the family home in Redhill, Surrey. At the inquest she asked pathologist Dr Mary Sheppard, who examined Chris after his death, whether the heart attack was brought on by the film.

She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him. He had borrowed a copy of European Cumsluts 27 from the local library.

“Later I told my husband, ‘I know what’s happened. It’s got to be a rush of adrenaline because he’s got a stiffy.’ Could that have caused cardiac arrest? I wish instead he had just had a quick wank over the copy of Razzle I bought him the previous week, and he might still be alive today”

Dr Sheppard responded: “Any kind of excessive stress or excitement could have brought on serious erratic heartbeat. So, yes, that could have been a factor.”

A natural causes verdict was recorded at the inquest in Woking, Surrey.

I am outraged that this could happed, give me the address of the BBC Fat Controller

 

[John Dorian]

She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him. He had borrowed a copy of European Cumsluts 27 from the local library.

Absolutely BRILLIANT Quote..

 

[Wardy]

She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him. He had borrowed a copy of European Cumsluts 27 from the local library.

Absolutely BRILLIANT Quote..

My library does not stock that kind of film.

 

[vitusvivi]

what a way to die!

 

[Garage_Doors]

what a way to die!

A lot of people do, and sitting on the toilet.............

 

[strings]

I'm not sure it is a good way to die...

As soon as he had a heart attack and then realised he was pobably going to die he would have had the sudden realisation that his mum would discover him watching European Cumsluts 27.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

She said: “Christopher was watching a blue movie when I found him. He had borrowed a copy of European Cumsluts 27 from the local library.

Absolutely BRILLIANT Quote..

 

[Spider]

“Later I told my husband, ‘I know what’s happened. It’s got to be a rush of adrenaline because he’s got a stiffy.’ Could that have caused cardiac arrest? I wish instead he had just had a quick wank over the copy of Razzle I bought him the previous week, and he might still be alive today”

I love this story.

 

[Scoffers]

I'm not sure it is a good way to die...

As soon as he had a heart attack and then realised he was pobably going to die he would have had the sudden realisation that his mum would discover him watching European Cumsluts 27.

Could have been worse, what if he'd be watching "Horse And Hound Cumsluts Unlimited"

 

[vitusvivi]

A lot of people do, and sitting on the toilet.............

are they doing a poo on the toilet?

 

[John Dorian]

“Later I told my husband, ‘I know what’s happened. It’s got to be a rush of adrenaline because he’s got a stiffy.’ Could that have caused cardiac arrest? I wish instead he had just had a quick wank over the copy of Razzle I bought him the previous week, and he might still be alive today”

I love this story.

Not ONLY did he get caught having a WANK by his MUM, he was watching EUROPEAN CUMSLUTS 27..

 

[Bad Ash]

Not ONLY did he get caught having a WANK by his MUM, he was watching EUROPEAN CUMSLUTS 27..

But thankfully that chap wasn't gullable.

 

[Fazz62]

His body was found by his mum Clare at the family home in Redhill, Surrey. At the inquest she asked pathologist Dr Mary Sheppard, who examined Chris after his death, whether the heart attack was brought on by the film.

Dr Shepperd also commented that upon carrying out her post mortem of Chris.

That she found parts of his body to be .........................extremely "stiff" to the touch.

 

[Garage_Doors]

are they doing a poo on the toilet?

Yes, its the physical exertion of doing said poo

 

[Trufflehound]

Come again?

 

[Wozza]

Get way to die - come and go at the same time.

 

[Fazz62]

My library does not stock that kind of film.

Wardy

If you are talking about Hangleton or Patcham then possibly not?

But Moulsecoomb or Whitehawk should have a copy in stock.

 

[vitusvivi]

Yes, its the physical exertion of doing said poo

i don't understand

 

[Trufflehound]

If European Cumsluts 27 is half as good as 25 or 26, I can fully understand how all this came about.


Or so a friend tells me...