Let Skalak off his lease

[Eddiespearritt]

I hope he's only leased the tattoo - it looks a real stinker - and is ripe to be lasered in a few years time

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Each to their own, I find it most amusing. Saw the thread title and knew what the jokes were before I opened the thread, and I wasn't disappointed. Not one reply along the lines the OP was hoping (including yours). Perfect, and why we love NSC.

On the infrequent occasion I have ventured to submit a thread, I have been pilloried. After the wincing has subsided, the tittering starts. NSC is the hard drive of the computer seeking the question whose answer is 42.

Actually the question has come to me. "How many points will we need to stay up in our first season the the Prem?". 42. Its 42.

 

[warmleyseagull]

Only needs a few fish puns and the thread is complete then.

Yup, we'll all be singing the same tuna then.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Make him pay the lease, eel be able to afford it.

 

[Triggaaar]

Only needs a few fish puns and the thread is complete then.

Fish puns and I'm out, I don't get that at all. Like I said, each to their own.

 

[GT49er]

So did I. This (are we still allowed to put that?)

'This' is OK. I think 'that' might be frowned upon though.............................................

 

[Eeyore]

I think we made him sign a long lease as it is believed in yonder republics that he will be a 'name' after the Euros.

That said, he'll have to stay for at least six months otherwise we'll keep his deposits.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Only needs a few fish puns and the thread is complete then.

Lease? Sod it, I thought we'd actually bought him. Just another loanee really, then.......................

Cod it?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

That said, he'll have to stay for at least six months otherwise we'll keep his deposits.

I do hope not, I thought we were over poogate.

 

[fat old seagull]

Fish puns and I'm out, I don't get that at all. Like I said, each to their own.

Clearly not the plaice for you then!

 

[maltaseagull]

Clearly not the plaice for you then!

Damn, too quick for me!

 

[fat old seagull]

Damn, too quick for me!

My Cod! You can't be slower than me

 

[Shirty]

He shouldn't be let off his lease, but I can see no harm in letting him pay by Czech.

(I've left out the fish puns on porpoise)

 

[maltaseagull]

My Cod! You can't be slower than me

Pollocks ! You did it again.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I don't like his haircut , its not esthetically in cohesion with the subtle curves of the wonderful arena he now finds himself being leased to . So for that reason plus the realy real reason of a section 106 contributions shortfall I would be of mind to decline him a start just yet .

If you're talking section 106, isn't that tied up with planning. Is it to do with the new hotel being turned down? Eel regret that.

 

[LowKarate]

Shirley he could approach the Landlord and re-negotiate the terms of the lease.

Also, if there is a break clause in the contract (typically after 3, 5 or 7 year period in a longer term commercial lease), then he would only have to wait until then before his obligations could be terminated.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I bet he's gutted he hasn't started a game yet. Won't be long though, then he'll be reeling in defenders and helping us land The Big One.

 

[JonnyComeEarly]

if he's let off his lease will this Cech bounce?!

 

[TheDuke]

A tiny slip of the typing finger, the missing 'h', has led to this unabated dreadful punning...I do apologise to all

 

[JonnyComeEarly]

A tiny slip of the typing finger, the missing 'h', has led to this unabated dreadful punning...I do apologise to all

This is no PLAICE for taking the p!ss.