Let me help you Porky People get on the road to health
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virgirlo said:
You could have told me that 5 years ago!!!!! Can I substitute the Water for Carling
Mr Popkins
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virgirlo said:
How does that work if you got to bed say 2.am?
is afer 7 pm if you fall asleep say 110.00pm?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Its like a Mogwai/Gremlins thing I think.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Ive added anothe one........ You pods of cholestrol should sign up. do a sponsored diet to clear Knights budget deficit(Or get the albion to be declared a third world country so Gordon Brown clears it.).
Try the looney diet.
1 Skip Breakfast.
Your not Olympians or Rocket Scientists, it wont make any difference to your mouse controll.
2. 2 fruit and 2 boiled eggs for lunch.
3. Shift evening meal to 8 or 9pm, it should stop you grazing from the fridge late at night. Pile up the vegetables
4. Chew sugar free gum.
5. Stay away from fast food outlets, if you must then once a month but no fries or plastic cheese on your burger.
6. Atkins diet works but is a slight of hand, protien kills appertite but carbs crank it up, live an learn.
7 Drink loads of water.
8. No Booze or sugary food.
9. Hard cheese rather than soft Cheese.
just making small changes can make a difference. If your an alcoholic drink shorts.
Call this Compassionate Conservativism, Tough love or Nannying new Labour(Ethical Socialism?) I do this cos I am a nice guy. You Tubbies should change your ways before you snuff it under 50.
If I was Primeminister everyone would lose weight guaranteed.
So Which of you fat stuffs are going to sign up to the looney diet?
Try the looney diet.
1 Skip Breakfast.
Your not Olympians or Rocket Scientists, it wont make any difference to your mouse controll.
2. 2 fruit and 2 boiled eggs for lunch.
3. Shift evening meal to 8 or 9pm, it should stop you grazing from the fridge late at night. Pile up the vegetables
4. Chew sugar free gum.
5. Stay away from fast food outlets, if you must then once a month but no fries or plastic cheese on your burger.
6. Atkins diet works but is a slight of hand, protien kills appertite but carbs crank it up, live an learn.
7 Drink loads of water.
8. No Booze or sugary food.
9. Hard cheese rather than soft Cheese.
just making small changes can make a difference. If your an alcoholic drink shorts.
Call this Compassionate Conservativism, Tough love or Nannying new Labour(Ethical Socialism?) I do this cos I am a nice guy. You Tubbies should change your ways before you snuff it under 50.
If I was Primeminister everyone would lose weight guaranteed.
So Which of you fat stuffs are going to sign up to the looney diet?
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,608
Inspiration stuff Looney, a message the Albion themselves should digest.
Before long I hope to see Guy Margarine, Kerry Low-Fat Mayo and Adam Sal-Ad line up in defence, marshalled by the hard but healthy Charlie OATway.
Before long I hope to see Guy Margarine, Kerry Low-Fat Mayo and Adam Sal-Ad line up in defence, marshalled by the hard but healthy Charlie OATway.
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
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ChapmansThe Saviour said:
I once had a girlfriend who went on a 30-day water diet every six months. From day 10 onwards she was a total psycho but for the month after the thirty days she was an absolute animal!!!! Being an animal for a month definately helped her weight (and mine!!) but I'm not sure about the water diet
