Latest 7

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Maybe fixtures but...

Just picked up a copy of 'Latest Homes' the Free property/ listings magazine that you get in Newsagents etc. In among the articles in the Latest 7 bit is a piece called 'Look Who's Talking' (page13), which is about the Albion and Falmer written by a ten year old.

A couple of quotes:

'In 2004, they [the Albion] moved up into the Championship League from the CONFERENCE SOUTH'.

'The club's manager, Mark McGhee, thinks that a brand new big and glorious stadium will attract better players. If he is right, they might make it to the top of the league. But if this isn't the case, they might go right down to the bottom of the Conference again, only this time with a FABULOUS STADIUM WHICH HAS DESTROYED A PART OF THE SUSSEX WILDLIFE - WHICH I SUPPOSE DOES NOT MAKE IT FABULOUS ANYMORE. More to the point, do they think wrecking wildlife will help them with football? Me, my mum and dad, most of my family and Lewes District Council think saving wildlife and environment more important than football'.



I know this kid is only ten but the article is so bloody irritating. Did anyone else notice?

 

[Scotty Mac]

little tosser

 

[Barrel of Fun]

little tosser

He has obviously picked this up from his parents and thinks pretty little birds will be killed.

Perhaps another example of misinformed tyrants.

 

[Silent Bob]

It's the parents fault. Idiots.

 

[dougdeep]

It has an Albion page every week and it has always been pretty good before.

 

[Rangdo]

He clearly knows f*** all. NOTHING is more important than football.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't care how old he is, I would kick the f*** out of the little bastard. Then he'll learn.

 

[blockhseagull]

Little fucker !!!

Bet it's written by a 45 year old who thinks he will get some support if a little kid writes a lovely little letter

Wankers

 

[Icy Gull]

People who brainwash their kids should be shot, or is that a bit extreme

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I don't care how old he is, I would kick the f*** out of the little bastard. Then he'll learn.

 

[Statto]

I don't care how old he is, I would kick the f*** out of the little bastard. Then he'll learn.

 

[Silent Bob]

People who brainwash their kids should be shot, or is that a bit extreme

If anything it's too merciful.

 

[Rangdo]

I don't care how old he is, I would kick the f*** out of the little bastard. Then he'll learn.

What would you do about the mum, dad and family though? They are the ones who have obviously poisoned this young impressionable mind.

 

[afters]

now i'm no child psychologist, but i'd bet good money that that was NOT written by a ten year old. kids' minds do not work like that, it's rubbish!

 

[CHAPPERS]

What would you do about the mum, dad and family though? They are the ones who have obviously poisoned this young impressionable mind.

Gas them, Nazi style.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Its makes no sense & is inane waffle.

(yes i know that is my language of choice )

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Scotty Mac]

He has obviously picked this up from his parents and thinks pretty little birds will be killed..

when i was ten frying ants with a magnifying glass was virtually an obsession

seeing loads of birds killed would have been the creme de la creme. no, there is clearly something wrong with thatkid. i bet he is gay

 

[TSB]

'In 2004, they [the Albion] moved up into the Championship League from the CONFERENCE SOUTH'.

'The club's manager, Mark McGhee, thinks that a brand new big and glorious stadium will attract better players. But if this isn't the case, they might go right down to the bottom of the Conference again...More to the point...Me, my mum and dad, most of my family and Lewes District Council think saving wildlife and environment more important than football'.

First quoted paragraph-exactly the sort of un-researched rubbish that falmer residents and LDC usually come out with.

What 10 year old says 'if this isn't the case' and 'more to the point'?

Clearly the 'me,my mum and dad' has been added just for effect because there is NO WAY that a 10 year old wrote it.
Infact, the first time i read it through i had no idea it was a kid (until the mum and dad bit)

 

[Bakesy]

He clearly knows f*** all. NOTHING is more important than football.

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