Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
There seems to be a fair amount of hostility and irritation on here, on the issue of latecomers and/or early leavers at Withdean. Well, I think I have come up with a grossly expensive and impractible yet effective solution.
The club should fit hydraulic restrainers on the seats, like on a theme park ride. Everyone has to be in their seats for 3pm, cos thats when all the padded restrainers fold down and lock everyone in their seats. They don't lift up again till half time, and then as soon as the whistle goes for the start of the second half, down come the hydraulic restrainers again, and there they stay locked until the final whistle.
Anyone who is too late to claim their seat before the restrainer comes down - tough. Stewards are to escort any stragglers from the stand and eject them from the ground. People have to learn to be punctual. There could be accidents of course, with people getting squashed if they're not quite in position as the hydraulics kick into action, but this should just serve to educate people further of the dangers of not being in your seat in time. Gradually, people will learn.
I think its a winner.
The club should fit hydraulic restrainers on the seats, like on a theme park ride. Everyone has to be in their seats for 3pm, cos thats when all the padded restrainers fold down and lock everyone in their seats. They don't lift up again till half time, and then as soon as the whistle goes for the start of the second half, down come the hydraulic restrainers again, and there they stay locked until the final whistle.
Anyone who is too late to claim their seat before the restrainer comes down - tough. Stewards are to escort any stragglers from the stand and eject them from the ground. People have to learn to be punctual. There could be accidents of course, with people getting squashed if they're not quite in position as the hydraulics kick into action, but this should just serve to educate people further of the dangers of not being in your seat in time. Gradually, people will learn.
I think its a winner.