Lapdog advice please

[Meade's Ball]

Personally i'd bewig some sort of ratty vermin and claim it's a wee hound from some underground-dwelling place in Tibet. Easier to sweep up the pellets, you see. And they don't seem to be constantly obsessed with shagging in randy season.

 

[dougdeep]

What's right with one?

They are like a small aggressive Scottish person but with sharp teeth.

Have you met Tom Hark?