Kuipers is God? - Discuss

[cyber seagull]

I've heard his Mum's a dyke.

 

[Albion Dan]

Hes MUCH better than Roberts, I think that has been totally evident since FDM has come back to us. Errrm, how many has he let in? How much more solid has the defence been? OK, Roberts can Kick better and thats about it imo.

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

fatboy most young men worship kylie or rachael stevens and the like are you feeling ok? no MK is not God. Did you study relegion at all? He is a failed cook that now scrambles with footballs, poaching them outta the air, the game couldve boiled over had he not stopped one or two shots the yoke would definately have been on his face then

 

[SK1NT]

he has made some real top drawer saves lately

 

[Trigger]

 

[Yorkie]

I goal conceded in open play and that from a Premiership player
1 penalty

Seven matches - 5 clean sheets

Roberts is great
Kuipers is awesome

 

[Gritt23]

In 50 years time, at a re-union meeting of the great Albion side, there is a terrible accident. Kuipers, Zamora and Hart are all killed, and pass to heavens gates where they are met by God sat on his throne.

God "Okay fellas, what have you done in your lives to justify a place in Heaven."

Zamora "I have scored many, many goals in my 2 spells at Brighton. Some great goals as well, like the volley vs Halifax at Withdean, or the one in the Champions League at Falmer against Real Madrid. I've brought joy and excitement to so many over the years."

God "It is true, you really have been a joy to watch. Take the seat here on my right."

Harty "I may not have the skills of Zamora, but I try so hard, I work non-stop for the team in every game and has shown my 100% committment and determination."

God "They are indeed excellent qualities, and you are deserving of the seat here on my left."

God "And you Mr Kuipers, what have you got to say for yourself?"

Kuipers "Your in my seat."

 

[fatbadger]

 

[chemical brother]

Jesus saves but someone usually knocks in the rebound, whereas Kuipers tips it over the bar.

xx

 

[fatboy]

In 50 years time, at a re-union meeting of the great Albion side, there is a terrible accident. Kuipers, Zamora and Hart are all killed, and pass to heavens gates where they are met by God sat on his throne.

God "Okay fellas, what have you done in your lives to justify a place in Heaven."

Zamora "I have scored many, many goals in my 2 spells at Brighton. Some great goals as well, like the volley vs Halifax at Withdean, or the one in the Champions League at Falmer against Real Madrid. I've brought joy and excitement to so many over the years."

God "It is true, you really have been a joy to watch. Take the seat here on my right."

Harty "I may not have the skills of Zamora, but I try so hard, I work non-stop for the team in every game and has shown my 100% committment and determination."

God "They are indeed excellent qualities, and you are deserving of the seat here on my left."

God "And you Mr Kuipers, what have you got to say for yourself?"

Kuipers "Your in my seat."

f***ing QUALITY!!!

 

[FatboyTim]

In 50 years time, at a re-union meeting of the great Albion side, there is a terrible accident. Kuipers, Zamora and Hart are all killed, and pass to heavens gates where they are met by God sat on his throne.

God "Okay fellas, what have you done in your lives to justify a place in Heaven."

Zamora "I have scored many, many goals in my 2 spells at Brighton. Some great goals as well, like the volley vs Halifax at Withdean, or the one in the Champions League at Falmer against Real Madrid. I've brought joy and excitement to so many over the years."

God "It is true, you really have been a joy to watch. Take the seat here on my right."

Harty "I may not have the skills of Zamora, but I try so hard, I work non-stop for the team in every game and has shown my 100% committment and determination."

God "They are indeed excellent qualities, and you are deserving of the seat here on my left."

God "And you Mr Kuipers, what have you got to say for yourself?"

Kuipers "Your in my seat."

Comic Genius.