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Krankie hurt in beanstalk tumble



Old Goat

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Krankie hurt in beanstalk tumble

Jeanette Krankie (right) has been injured after an on-stage fall
Children's entertainer Jeanette Krankie has been taken to hospital with head injuries after falling off a pantomime beanstalk in Glasgow.
The 57-year-old is starring in a production of Jack and the Beanstalk at the city's Pavilion Theatre and fell off the prop during a matinee show.

Wednesday's evening performance has now been cancelled and the audience who saw the fall were given a full refund.

The Scottish star's injuries are not thought to be serious.

Head injury

A spokesman for the theatre said she had suffered a head injury but was conscious as an ambulance took her to Glasgow Royal Infirmary.

Scottish soap star Gary Hollywood was said to have been at the top of the beanstalk with Mrs Krankie but he is not thought to have been injured.

Mrs Krankie's husband Ian Krankie was not on stage at the time of the accident but went to hospital with her.

The duo have become famous for their stage and TV double act as The Krankies.

Jeanette plays the part of "cheeky wee schoolboy" Jimmy Krankie alongside her husband's straight man.


They have been starring in the Christmas production since it opened at the theatre at the end of last month and are due to finish their run at the end of January.
 




Lady Whistledown

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Why on earth did they give the audience a refund?

I'd have thought the sight of the comedy legend that is Jimmy Krankie falling from a great height would have been worth double the admission price...
 




Pavilionaire

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Why it have to be Jack And The Beanstalk? The headline

TWANKIE KRANKIE: A LAD IN PAIN

sounds so much better...
 










Lady Whistledown

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Jeanette Krankie: "Doctor, can you give me something for the pain?"

Doc 1: "Well, wee Jimmy, they do say laughter is the best medicine"

Doc 2: "You're pretty f****d then, aren't you?"


:p
 




Pavilionaire

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Fe Fi Fo Fum!!

I smell the blood of...a small, Scottish cross-dresser
 


Pevenseagull

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Hungry Joe said:
Bet she can't "crush a grape" right now eh?

'grape crushing' is traditionally associated with Stu Francis

stugrape2mainWEB1.jpg


I believe you meant to say something along the lines of her not feeling 'FANDABIDOZZI'


yours pedantically
 


Lady Whistledown

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"Well, Mrs Krankie, unfortunately due to NHS budget cuts, I can't give you any morphine for the pain. I do, however have these magic beans which I swapped at the market for a cardiac defibrillator and two Philippino nurses?"
 






Lady Whistledown

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pevenseagull said:
'other man' McCoist unavailalbe for comment

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Soccer Star McCoist In "Fondling Schoolboy" Shocker

:lolol:
 






Hungry Joe

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pevenseagull said:
'grape crushing' is traditionally associated with Stu Francis

stugrape2mainWEB1.jpg


I believe you meant to say something along the lines of her not feeling 'FANDABIDOZZI'


yours pedantically

Yes, yes I did, although I'm sure I heard wee Krankie paraphrase it from time to time. Mind you, my memory is not all that reliable.
 


Lady Whistledown

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I associated the crushing of grapes with the Krankies too, as well as Stu Francis.

Pity the fools on here who don't remember such TV legends....:lolol:
 


Pevenseagull

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I think the 'crush a grape' catchphrase cross-fertilisation could have occured during the death throws of crackerjack (CRACKERJACK!) in the early eightes when Stu hosted and The Krankies weaved their vertically challenged transvestite schoolboy fetish magic

As an aside, I think this was the start of 'gunging' as a form of entertainment


That Krankies/Bowie link is thoroughly recommended BTW
 










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