Knock Kneed Chicken

[The Birdman]

If I had the wings of a sparrow can't remember the rest

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I went up to selhurst just the other day
Singing singing brighton are the champions
I saw Malcolm Alison crying on a wall
I said to him
What's up my friend
He said the palace ran again
Singing singing brighton are the champions

To the tue of buttercups and roses.

Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We won the league 3 times in a row
We won the fa cup
And now were going up,
We are the town
Oh yes we are the town
La la la la la laaaaaaaaaa. Etc

Don reive said to bill shankleeeee
Have you heard of the north bank highbureeee
Shanks said no, I don't think so
But I've heard the brighton aggro

If you drive a yellow mini
You'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini
You'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini, drive a yellow mini, drive a yellow mini
You'll be shot
In the head , in the head

To the tune of were the famous brighton and hove albion and were going to wemberleeee

 

[Harold]

If I had the wings of a sparrow can't remember the rest

...
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And sh!t on the b@stards below, below
Sh!t on, sh!t on, sh!t on the b@stards below

 

[catfish]

And when the old bill came in to sort you out:

Who's that c*** with a tit on his head, doodah, doodah
Who's that c*** with a tit on his head, doodah doodah day.

 

[Questions]

Harry Roberts is our mate, is our mate, is our mate.