Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Seeing as Dick Tight is living on borrowed time and hopefully he will be gone by Christmas the 'Albion Real Supporters' have introduced another few lines of merchandise to celebrate the removal of the tinpot dictator.
We have the popular Dick Knight mask which you can wear and walk around Brighton and then you'll know just how unpopular Potless really is, a snip at £20.
There is the string to wear your glasses with to make yourself look intelligent and have financial savvy but in fact look like a penniless twat, another snip at £5.
A special brochure listing all Knights achievements since he became chairman has been published but unfortunately all pages are blank, a snip at £10.
The following item is selling out quickly and this is the Dick Knight wallet, no matter how much money is put in it nothing whatsoever will come out, a snip at £20 when you think of the money you will save.
A cassette recording of Dick Knight on the fans phone in explaining just what is going on at the club is now available but unfortunately at the moment this is a blank tape.
Albion Real Supporters Executive travel package to Notts County is also selling like hot cakes, this includes train travel , seat in front of the directors box so you're able to heckle and jeer Dick Tight and of course free alcohol for the duration at the day, book early at a bargain £200.
Just so we don't discriminate for the ever dwindling band of Dick Blair supporters we have produced some Dick Knight y-fronts for you to wear over your polyester slacks and will compliment your anorak and green flash trainers. The y-fronts have a picture of Dick Bush on the front but on the back are the words 'Kick me' so the 'Albion Real Supporters' know exactly who the both of you are who still support Dick Blunkett and we can administer a swift boot to your arse.
All of these top quality souvenirs are available from the Albion Real Supporters caravan at all home games along with the Golden tomato lottery where for £10 you can buy a rotten tomato and get the chance to throw it at Knight , splat on the nose wins the first prize and the special lucky loser prize of anyone hitting Perry wins the snowball at a generous £700 and rising.
We have the popular Dick Knight mask which you can wear and walk around Brighton and then you'll know just how unpopular Potless really is, a snip at £20.
There is the string to wear your glasses with to make yourself look intelligent and have financial savvy but in fact look like a penniless twat, another snip at £5.
A special brochure listing all Knights achievements since he became chairman has been published but unfortunately all pages are blank, a snip at £10.
The following item is selling out quickly and this is the Dick Knight wallet, no matter how much money is put in it nothing whatsoever will come out, a snip at £20 when you think of the money you will save.
A cassette recording of Dick Knight on the fans phone in explaining just what is going on at the club is now available but unfortunately at the moment this is a blank tape.
Albion Real Supporters Executive travel package to Notts County is also selling like hot cakes, this includes train travel , seat in front of the directors box so you're able to heckle and jeer Dick Tight and of course free alcohol for the duration at the day, book early at a bargain £200.
Just so we don't discriminate for the ever dwindling band of Dick Blair supporters we have produced some Dick Knight y-fronts for you to wear over your polyester slacks and will compliment your anorak and green flash trainers. The y-fronts have a picture of Dick Bush on the front but on the back are the words 'Kick me' so the 'Albion Real Supporters' know exactly who the both of you are who still support Dick Blunkett and we can administer a swift boot to your arse.
All of these top quality souvenirs are available from the Albion Real Supporters caravan at all home games along with the Golden tomato lottery where for £10 you can buy a rotten tomato and get the chance to throw it at Knight , splat on the nose wins the first prize and the special lucky loser prize of anyone hitting Perry wins the snowball at a generous £700 and rising.
