Kev

[the full harris]

I'm bored.

Please tell me about your last shift and update me on the situation re: Becky.


cheers.

 

[Trigger]

Becky has a boyfriend.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Writers block I'm affraid.

 

[Les Biehn]

Becky has a boyfriend.

His name is Adrian

 

[B.M.F]

Becky has a boyfriend.

I heard Becky used to be a boy

 

[fatboy]

Wankers cramp doesn't stop me from wanking.

 

[Mendoza]

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[Beach Hut]

Wankers cramp doesn't stop me from wanking.

Also the fact you are a wanker as well..

 

[B.M.F]

Wankers cramp doesn't stop me from wanking.

yeah but your not typing on a keyboard with your other hand so you can swop over mate.

 

[The-Libertine]

Writers block I'm affraid.

This is worse news than our lack of activity in the transfer market !!

Can things get any worse?

 

[the full harris]

Writers block I'm affraid.

Oh go on. Use your unique stream-of-consciousness style to tell us all about what happened? Did you ask her out and she said no? D'you reckon she'd be up for threesome? In fact, would YOU be up for it? Is he a big chap? Does he wear a lot of sovereign rings? Shall we go and sort him out for you? Are you getting better at breading the drumsticks?

 

[the full harris]

go on...


please....

 

[B.M.F]

go on...


please....

He has probably gone off to feed the ducks or attempt to put up his dartboard again

 

[Silent Bob]