Kev The Ape Returns

[Kev the Ape]

This is your wish, FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY LADIES AND GENTLEMAN- I BRING TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY KEV THE APE.

 

[Beeercan]

 

[Kev the Ape]

To start it all off i will sing this, WE'RE GOING UP AS f***ing CHAMPIONS!!!!

 

[Del Boy]

Or .. your going home in a county ambulance

 

[Beach Hut]

Please don't tell the story about the ducks at Falmer

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Tell us about Nimbyville

 

[Kev the Ape]

Please don't tell the story about the ducks at Falmer

no a new and improved Thread will once again be on NSC, it will be called The trip to Lords.

 

[bigc]

kev...i found your hat



we wouldnt want your complex brain getting cold

 

[Bwian]

no a new and improved Thread will once again be on NSC, it will be called The trip to Lords.

Knowing your English, does this mean we're about to learn of a recent trip to Lourdes to feed les mallards with your mum?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Im so happy im CRYING

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

We love kev the ape say we love kev the ape!

 

[itszamora]

We love you kevin we do, oh kevin we love you

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

YEAH SAM GO OTT WHY DONT YOU.

!!!!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

 

[Beeercan]

Jump around if you love kev the ape!, Jump around if you love kev the ape!, Jump around if you love kev the ape!.... untill your legs give way and voice packs in.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

do something stupid kev!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

He's offline. Sam obviously scared him away

 

[itszamora]

He's offline. Sam obviously scared him away

What? If I'm good enough for Des Lynam then I should definitely be for that ungrateful çunt!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

What? If I'm good enough for Des Lynam then I should definitely be for that ungrateful çunt!

Des Lynam only spoke to you because I was there