Katherine Jenkins

[Twinkle Toes]

What if it looked like an Ethiopian kid's face, so bad you'd need to wrap flypaper round your pecker just to go near it?

How lovely. Thankfully, I don't have a 'pecker' so I'll bale on your dilemma. Good luck with it!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What happened to it

 

[Twinkle Toes]

What happened to it

Nothing, I never had 1

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My sympathies, man. I'm not taking the piss either, I had a mate who was born with a parasitic dead twin stuck to his forehead and it's no laughing matter.

 

[Mellotron]

Nursie: "A boy without a winkle, God be praised, it's a miracle!"

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Katherine! Help me! I'm out of my depth in the nether-regions of NSC!!

 

[Mendoza]

on ITV now ccoooooorrrrrrrr !!!!!!shift+1!!!11

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Whatever Hans Kraay's shitty polls might say, she is STUNNING.